Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!

Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.

Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.

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Let’s chat about marriage! 

This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed!

Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! 

Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend??

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Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. 

Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer! 

So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin!

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London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! 

Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.

Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!  

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Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? 

We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.

Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner.

Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all! 

Happy Listening! 

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Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! 

Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends! 

We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50

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Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn….

After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder!

Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life! 

Episode 86, let’s go!!

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Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff!

We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two!  She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down and made the most of her time, right to the last minute! 

We are blessed with another DM from a listener wanting to know some advice on a scenario she is having with her boyfriend at the moment, have you been in the same situation? What have you done? Or what would you do?

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We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life

After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful! 

Plus this week we receive another anonymous letter from a listener asking for some advice on wanting to get with a women before getting married. We’re not experts, but we give our 10c on what to do if we were in this situation!

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The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it?

Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? 

We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! 

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