When a philandering composer’s bit on the side has all her hair chopped off by kidnappers, surely it’s physically impossible for it to grow back in just two days?

Elsewhere, when a ventriloquist’s dummy is built umpteen times larger than it should have been, Jonathan needs to figure out how to keep the show on the road.

And has he finally found a new paramour? Not if she keeps on treating him like a replacement for her dead spaniel, that’s for sure.

After all the excitement of this high stakes mystery, why not take the opportunity to relax with some dreamy, JC-themed ASMR?

Angel Hair was the second episode of series four, airing on March 8th 2003.

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