Get Your Creek On: A Podcast About Jonathan Creek

The wrap-up episode!

After 26 in-depth analyses, this final chapter of the pod runs through the final five Creeks and explains why they aren’t being covered.

Indulge my narcissistic attempt at ranking the top five episodes, and find out more about the soundtrack to your life Get Your Creek On.

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A house vanishes into the ether. A man dies without cause on his own front lawn. A woman falls to her death but later wanders into a field. All inexplicable… right?

Joey and Jonathan have a list of weird stuff as long your arm to solve in this Easter special.

While that’s all happening, Adam Klaus repeatedly falls victim to internet mischief makers.

Crummy poet Willam Topaz McGonagall blesses us with his presence again, unwind with some Creek-themed ASMR, and our robot-voiced bud is back with more erotic filth.

The Judas Tree aired on the 4th of April 2010. Sheridan Smith returned as Joey Ross and we encountered Adam Klaus for the final time.

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People have disappeared from a locked attic room in the middle of the night on several occasions over many years. But how?

The house may belong to a magician, but perhaps it’s his creepy old mother on whom suspicion should fall…

Meanwhile, Klausy has decided to plunge a load of cash into the emerging world of 3D porn.

Shit poet Willam Topaz McGonagall returns, we chill the hell out with some fabulous ASMR, and our robot-voiced friend is back with some erotic lines to raunch things up!

The Grinning Man was a New Year’s Day special, airing on the 1st of January 2009. Sheridan Smith made her first appearance as Joey Ross.

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A priceless porcelain statue disappears into thin air despite being under the watchful eye of three museum guards. Impossible, surely?

Suspicion falls on the curator and her daughter, who may or may not have hidden the coveted figurine in the woods behind their house.

Elsewhere, Adam has apparently hypnotised an old woman beyond return, and deals with the matter by going on a low-rent reality show.

And worry not, another relaxing and stimulating session of Creek-themed ASMR is in the offing!

Gorgon’s Wood was the sixth and final episode of series four, airing on 28th February 2004. It was the final episode to star Julia Sawalha.

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An esteemed police officer is photographed sneering at a hanged woman, but denies being a murderer.

Chewing gum in a plant pot, walnuts sown into pyjamas and a bible in a wooden box are among the strange clues to consider.

Meanwhile, Adam is channelling (i.e. ripping off) David Blaine for attention.

If you’re struggling with the rigours of daily life, why not tingle away all your problems with some Creek-themed ASMR?

The Chequered Box was the fifth and penultimate episode of series four, airing on February 21st 2004. It was the final episode to star Ade Edmonson.

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When a paranormal investigator drowns his sorrows and then, accidentally, himself, it makes no sense; after all, his lover had just given him some great news.

He appears to then contact her from beyond his watery grave, which is astonishingly inexplicabe. Unless you’re Jonathan Creek, who somehow makes it… explicable.

Meanwhile, Adam is on a quest to prove his diversity awareness, largely because it could help him get his end away.

Why not take the chance to chill out a bit after the excitement of the episode by indulging in some Creek-themed ASMR?

The Seer of the Sands was the fourth episode of series four, airing on Valentine’s Day 2004.

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An ageing fashion designer defenestrates himself from the third floor of his family home, taking his beloved parrot with him for good measure. Why?

When his grieving son pulls off an impossible identity-changing trick just days later, there’s only one shaggy-haired, duffel coat-clad man who can explain things.

Meanwhile, moronic moron Kenny Starkiss gets into league with some foreign baddies. What a chump.

If you need to calm down after all this - and you almost certainly will - then this pod has just the trick: Jonathan Creek-themed ASMR.

The Tailor’s Dummy was the third episode of series four, airing on March 15th 2003.

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When a philandering composer’s bit on the side has all her hair chopped off by kidnappers, surely it’s physically impossible for it to grow back in just two days?

Elsewhere, when a ventriloquist’s dummy is built umpteen times larger than it should have been, Jonathan needs to figure out how to keep the show on the road.

And has he finally found a new paramour? Not if she keeps on treating him like a replacement for her dead spaniel, that’s for sure.

After all the excitement of this high stakes mystery, why not take the opportunity to relax with some dreamy, JC-themed ASMR?

Angel Hair was the second episode of series four, airing on March 8th 2003.

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When a police officer is strangled to death in a locked gymnasium that the killer couldn’t possibly have escaped from, nobody can explain it.

She’s the third victim of a mysterious killer who knocks about the place wearing a Davy Crockett-style hat - how many more will there be?

Jonathan and Carla Borrego not only cross paths again but become colleagues on her new TV show. But will past indignations stymie everything?

In a new feature on the pod, you can relax, unwind and relieve stress thanks to some soothing, JC-themed audio stimuli!

The Coonskin Cap was the first episode of series four, airing on March 1st 2003.

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Actress Vivien Brodie is shot dead in impossible circumstances on the set of her latest film.

When her ex-husband is found dead just a few days later, it doesn't take a genius to work out that there's some kind of connection... but what is it?

Meanwhile, Adam Klaus and Jonathan find themselves in a vertical but thankfully fully-clothed 69 position, and whilst Maddie may be gone, a new laydee is about to enter JC's life.

And in other news, get ready to hear about some really crazy bastards from the zany world of postcard collecting.

Satan’s Chimney was the second Jonathan Creek Christmas special, airing on Boxing Day 2001.

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