An esteemed police officer is photographed sneering at a hanged woman, but denies being a murderer.

Chewing gum in a plant pot, walnuts sown into pyjamas and a bible in a wooden box are among the strange clues to consider.

Meanwhile, Adam is channelling (i.e. ripping off) David Blaine for attention.

If you’re struggling with the rigours of daily life, why not tingle away all your problems with some Creek-themed ASMR?

The Chequered Box was the fifth and penultimate episode of series four, airing on February 21st 2004. It was the final episode to star Ade Edmonson.

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