An ageing fashion designer defenestrates himself from the third floor of his family home, taking his beloved parrot with him for good measure. Why?

When his grieving son pulls off an impossible identity-changing trick just days later, there’s only one shaggy-haired, duffel coat-clad man who can explain things.

Meanwhile, moronic moron Kenny Starkiss gets into league with some foreign baddies. What a chump.

If you need to calm down after all this - and you almost certainly will - then this pod has just the trick: Jonathan Creek-themed ASMR.

The Tailor’s Dummy was the third episode of series four, airing on March 15th 2003.

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