* Until I've talked to you, you do not exist

*I'm basically still a child

*This 4th time, I'm not Tim!

*When you sit on your hands, do you ever squeeze your butt?

*We all went down to the sock hop and danced the jitterbug!

*That's what I'm here for Tim - to fuck with your confidence

*I'm the guy who feels nothing for his birthday

*Green means come up and lick my mouth!

*It puts a song in your heart and that song is a dirge!

*That's a fun little spiral

*You hear bombs exploding in your head - have you TRIED relaxing?

*It might go away with time.  Who knows? Not us!

*No matter what it is, you've got brain cancer