In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Match your nipple color with lipstick, no more penis for Dave the Duck, and the Great American Potato Famine!

A Tucson business is helping women find the perfect lipstick ... by matching their nipple color

https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html

America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest

https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring it

KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season

https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season