In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Ex-husband requests mortal combat with ex-wife,  retired teacher retires from serial shitting, and the raunchy tale of Dick Riding Hood!

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/

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The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Men play a stupid game and win stupid prizes, palm reader is met with misfortune, and Dr.Feel drops mad knowledge on vaping!

Burger King to give Bronx residents free whoppers

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists

Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/

https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525#

Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Snoop Dogg lullabies, Florida man asserts his dominance, and dog plays fetch with dildo!

Snoop Dogg Announces Lullaby Album Adapting His Greatest Hits For Babies

https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/

https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/

This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768

Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say

Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8

https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/

In this week's episode Yadadamean?!: Homewrecker wrecks the wrong home - again, Postal worker has a drug dealing side hustle, and we look back on the last decade as we approach the next decade! 

NEWS SOURCES:

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/

Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769

Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say

https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Penis galore on California shore, coach takes one for the team, and Florida science teacher lives life to the max!

TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beach

Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss

https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165

Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say.

http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/

Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Sheriff Pigeon is in town, man passes the deadliest farts, and Rob goes Christmas shopping!

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/someone-is-putting-tiny-cowboy-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas-as-animal-rescue-works-to-remove-them

Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/

'Hungry artist' eats banana duct-taped to wall art piece that sold for $120,000

https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hungry-artist-eats-banana-duct-21049699

Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals

https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com

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Exhilarate Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Winter Reflections Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Match your nipple color with lipstick, no more penis for Dave the Duck, and the Great American Potato Famine!

A Tucson business is helping women find the perfect lipstick ... by matching their nipple color

https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html

America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest

https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring it

KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season

https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: 99 problems and a booty is one, man has 100% matches on his own dating app, and menstruation badges!

Greensboro man creates dating app where he’s the only guy allowed

https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/2-wants-to-know/greensboro-dating-app-online-dating-singularity/83-de8a5d3a-dea6-4a71-8da0-f2394f071cdc

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Middle age women spend thousands on sex dolls, Church 'Hail's Mary' like a rap legend, Straight Pride gone straight down the drain, and the historically correct version of Thanksgiving!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-50s-desperate-15k-female-19912461

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12286998

Dallas Straight Pride Event Brings Exactly Two People, Both From Out Of Town

https://www.inquisitr.com/5746685/dallas-straight-pride-event-two-people/amp/

Cat put in 'solitary confinement' for freeing other cats from Texas shelter

https://www.10tv.com/article/cat-put-solitary-confinement-freeing-other-cats-texas-shelter-2019-nov

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Rite of Passage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Kanye West transcends, masturbation boxes, and Family Feud!

https://happymag.tv/kanye-west-its-christian-genius-billionaire-kanye-west-to-you-thanks/

Masturbate furiously in the privacy of your own cardboard box, courtesy of HBO

https://news.avclub.com/masturbate-furiously-in-the-privacy-of-your-own-cardboa-1839668651

Man left unable to walk after his scrotum swelled so big it hung below his knees and began rotting

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Constance Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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unfa - Classical Concerto: Waiting for the start and applause

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