Yadadamean?!

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Man pretends to be a cop in high speed chase, Guy uses cat as a projectile weapon against police officer, and Homophobe refuses a gay knee for mother!

Wilson man charged with impersonating an officer during police chase

https://www.witn.com/content/news/Wilson-man-charged--with-impersonating-an-officer-during-police-chase-564289181.html

Man faces jail time for allegedly throwing a cat at a police officer

https://globalnews.ca/news/6113009/man-throws-cat-jail-russia/

Homophobe Refuses Knee Surgery for Mom Over Fear the Knee Will be "Gay"

https://www.distractify.com/p/gay-knee-transplant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1My5B4aVw4k

https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/

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In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Firefighters battle fire and bull semen, have the feel of skin on your phone, and police Sergeant told to tone down his gayness!

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673

These creepy artificial skin cases makes phones pinchable, ticklish

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/artificial-skin-phone-case-pinchable

US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20 million in damages

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/28/us-police-sergeant-missouri-keith-wildhaber

https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/

In this weeks episode of Yadadamean?!: Peoples' tattoos are preserved, Iowa family's basement flooded with blood, and hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman

https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattoo-preservation-mortician-service-memorial-artwork-kyle-michael-sherwood/a82ea4d9-75ef-419a-92ac-de27495fdf7d

Iowa family discovers horrifying basement filled with blood from neighboring meat locker

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/16/iowa-familys-basement-fills-blood-meat-locker-next-door/4003127002/

Chinese businessman hires a hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who betrays all six of them and lands them all in prison.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-23/botched-murder-plot-sees-chinese-hitmen-sent-to-prison/11630728

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Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Symmetry Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Instagram model's million dollar booty, pedophile walks 300+ miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl, and  millennials CEO slams other millennials for being entitled despite inheriting the position!

35 year old slams other millennials for entitlement despite being handed by his dad

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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: For $3k, walk on water like Jesus Christ, PG&E blackout in parts of California, and our boy Rob goes on a date! Will he meet the woman of his dreams?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-ice-cream-ecuador_n_5d976b21e4b0f5bf79740d8e

A 21-Year-Old Man Overslept For Jury Duty So A Judge Sent Him To Jail For 10 Days

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/man-overslept-for-jury-duty-gets-prison-time

“Jesus Shoe” $3,000 sneaker filled with holy water sell out in minutes

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jesus-shoe-3-000-sneakers-filled-with-holy-water-sell-out-in-minutes-2114404

Instagram star gets paid staggering £1.2million for sharing photos of her bum

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691

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Gloom Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Man named 'Sexy Vegan' assaults dog, man's farts assaults police officer's nose, and shopper is schlongfully accused!

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-09-30/man-named-sexy-vegan-charged-in-sexual-assault-of-his-dog-after-video-surfaces-online

Florida man pulls samurai sword on man for a wheelbarrow

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article235477717.html

https://www.newsweek.com/deliberately-farting-strip-search-1460505

'I can't help having a big penis' - Stoke-on-Trent shopper accused of stealing clothes drops pants to prove suspicious bulge was actually his manhood

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946

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Deadly Roulette Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Sneaky Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Sad Trio Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Pro Gamers suffer injuries, man assaulted with banana, and man loses his 'banana'!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-dui-police-low-speed-chase

Gaming injuries ‘same as basketball player’ doctor says

https://egamingdesk.com/esports/gaming-injuries-same-as-basketball-players-says-doctor/

Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html

Man’s penis rots after he injected VASELINE to try and make it bigger

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Florida couple's sexcapades, 'economically' unattractive men causing marriage rates to plummet, and our special guest Sukh Ma Richard!

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc

Man who tried to fight grizzly bear fined $4000

https://www.airdrietoday.com/beyond-local/man-who-tried-to-fight-grizzly-bear-in-banff-national-park-fined-4000-1695270

Lack of ‘economically attractive’ men to blame for marriage decline: study

https://www.kron4.com/news/national/lack-of-economically-attractive-men-to-blame-for-marriage-decline-study/

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: San Francisco man cancels his store? Area 51 festival cancelled? And special guest, Rikaku!

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EPISODE 8

Sources:

San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By Homeless Person Twice in 4 Months

Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0

PSA Script

(Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service Announcement, bitch!)

(Lan: Just fucking eat your food!)

(Mike: Uhuhuhu…)

(Lan: Fucking losers!)

(All) Ugh.

Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean?

There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you:

You are a BASIC BITCH.

(Lan: BITCH!)

If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do you own any of the following brands?

(Mike) Banana Republic?

(Lan) North Face?

(Rob) Michael Kors?

You may also be doing the following:

(Lan: Fuck yo kids!)

(Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?)

(Lan: Hell no!)

(Mike: Awwww...)

It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late.

And to the rest of you in denial?

Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch.

(Mike: Awwww we fucked that up)

(Lan: Fuck this PSA!)

Interview:

Naruto Fanfiction Writer

In this week of Yadadamean: Mike, Rob and Lan discuss Google tracking the porn you watch, robots pole dancing, and Thai man's love for cows. 

 https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-selling-72-pound-cheese-wheel

Facebook, Google, and Oracle cloud are tracking the porn you watch in private

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/opinion/google-facebook-sex-websites.html

Robot pole dancers to debut at French nightclub

https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTExpeqYR0

Naked pensioner, 68, caught red-handed having sex with a COW in Thai field as perv is fined just £8

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9850094/naked-pensioner-caught-having-sex-cow-fined-8-pounds/

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