The shoe is on the other foot in this episode's conundrum:

"My friend caught me sniffing their shoe and getting a hard on again, and now he's pissed off and won't reply to my messages. I can't stop the hard on or the temptation to have a quick whiff at shoes. How can I get my friend to accept me for who I am?"

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