Welcome back to WATG - where bad decisions are discussed like fine art.

In this episode, "$200,000 Weddings and Other Terrible Ideas," your favorite bunch of professional complainers - Kurt, Vin, Jesse, and Sal Zo - tackle life's most baffling disasters: overpriced weddings, raising teenagers, getting mauled by dogs (but not without a fight), freestyle music’s rise and fall, and why HomeGoods is a psychological torture chamber for anyone with undiagnosed ADHD.

Expect sarcasm so thick you’ll need a machete to get through it, and hot takes hotter than a summer day on the Belt Parkway.

Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] $200,000 Weddings: Worth it or felony-level stupid?

[12:47] Growing Up Sicilian: Food, funerals, and freestyle music

[24:15] Dog fights, HomeGoods anxiety, and surviving Long Island life

[30:55] Dating apps, fake photos, and why the world is finished

[1:02:40] Being a parent: noise, chloroform, and children in the wild

[1:19:15] The fall of freestyle music and the golden era of bad lyrics

[1:34:20] Getting drugged before Easter (spoiler: not with holy water)

[1:52:45] Outro - racism, robots, and other things we’ll get canceled for