Welcome to Who Are These Guys EP 245, where Kurt, Jesse, & JK tackle the important questions, like, “Am I gay for going backwards on the elliptical?” and “What even is gym etiquette?” 

In this episode, titled Confessions of a Planet Fitness User, we dive headfirst into the world of gym culture, workout routines, and, of course, the not-so-secret business model of Planet Fitness (spoiler: they’re banking on you not showing up).

Expect witty banter, tangents about life’s absurdities, and enough sarcasm to fill a protein shaker. Whether you're a regular gym rat or someone who pays for a membership just to feel better about binge-watching Netflix, this episode is for you.

Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro: The Perils of Podcasting in a Hot Room

[05:23] Why Planet Fitness Doesn’t Want You to Work Out

[12:47] Gym Culture and The Mystery of Stairmasters

[24:15] JK’s New Gym Adventures (and the Subculture of Gym “Rulers”)

[30:55] Outro: Sweat, Laugh, Repeat

Well, well, well, look who's back! Megan joins the gang to spill the tea on why she decided to make the change from full-time co host to an occasional guest. 

Spoiler: it’s got nothing to do with our award-worthy banter about Pelotons, rainbow cookies, and horrifying engagement expectations.

💡 In this episode, we dig into:

The laughs are nonstop, the sarcasm is high, and the content is as chaotic as Megan's return. Tune in for one helluva ride. 

Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe—because let’s be honest, you’ve got nothing better to do right now.

🎙️ Welcome to "Some of Us Tried or Pretended to Try Zyns" – the episode where the gang experiments with Zyns and spirals into conversations ranging from nicotine science to Long Island conspiracy theories. Hosts JK, Jackie, Jesse, and Kurt dive headfirst into chaos, mixing New York sarcasm with nicotine buzz revelations.

🛑 Spoiler Alert: JK might be the ultimate puppet master, Jackie’s got tea (but not the gossipy kind), Jesse admits he’s a blueberry hair product connoisseur, and Kurt? Let’s just say he’s the risk-positive wildcard.

From debates on the ethics of communal hair combs to whether sticking Zyns in foreskins for a "faster hit" is a thing (hint: don’t), this episode has it all. It's a messy mix of experimentation, bad ideas, and the kind of camaraderie you only get in a room full of people daring each other to make terrible life choices.

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] Trying Zyns: First reactions (and regrets)

[12:47] Communal bathrooms: The pube crisis of 2024

[24:15] Election night recaps: Trump parties & Ronkonkoma warehouses

[30:55] Outro: Spit cups, foreskins, and final thoughts

Buckle up, folks, because in this episode, hosts Jesse, Kurt, and Jon are all over the map—from mispronouncing "Joaquin" to dissecting the wildest films and streaming shows. Expect hot takes on Joker (Is it really a musical?), rants about HBO Max’s rebrand to “Max” (why???), and a trip down memory lane with Apocalypse Now and Forrest Gump. You’ll get insider scoops on Hollywood’s most “method” actors, the challenges of on-screen romance, and some serious questioning of why anyone would make Gladiator 2. And yes, there’s a spirited debate on whether turkeys in Patchogue are fair game (don’t ask). Join us for a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.

Timestamps:

[00:00] Intro

[10:14] Joaquin Phoenix or Ho-Keem Phoenix?

[22:37] What’s Wrong with the Joker Movie?

[34:00] Apocalypse Now Behind the Scenes

[47:15] HBO Max Rebrand Rant

[1:00:55] Gladiator 2—Unnecessary?

[1:12:10] Are Turkeys Fair Game?

[1:25:30] Outro

Who knew hats could spark this much debate? In this episode, we dive into everything from style experiments (shoutout to Hunter S. Thompson) to the ultimate hat choices for people with ‘small heads.’ 

Join us as we check in on each other’s lives, talk about a potential new guest host, and tackle the big questions: who are these guys, and what’s up with all the dad hats? We get nostalgic over old-school landlines, discuss parenting in the age of phones, and share some candid thoughts on kids, friends, and modern communication.

Plus, we talk about the one item every New Yorker should own, why we think some hats were just not meant to be, and what happens when you accidentally leave your phone at Starbucks. From baseball caps to Hunter S. vibes, it’s a classic catch-up with laughs, a few surprising stories, and one or two too many opinions on hats. 

Buckle up for a laid-back, funny, and totally unfiltered episode!

[00:00] Intro - You’re here, don’t ask why…

[05:23] Hat talk – Hunter S. Thompson’s impact on headgear

[12:47] The Diddy dilemma – we swear, no more Diddy talk!

[24:15] Kids, cursing, and dealing with teenage texts

[30:55] Outro – Because every podcast needs an exit plan

Join hosts Kurt, JK, and Jacki on the latest episode of 'Who Are These Guys?' as they dive into a wide range of intriguing topics. 

From discussing the importance of voting and political perspectives to funny anecdotes about dealing with rude people and interesting nightlife experiences. 

They cover everything from their opinions on tipping culture to hilarious personal stories, like Jacki's almost-a-boat-trip adventure and a run-in with suspicious parking attendants. 

Don't miss the lively conversation, including thoughts on universal income, generational differences, and the unique quirks of convenience in New York City.

00:39 Photo Anxiety and Confidence Issues

02:38 Kratom Conversations and Homemade Brews

06:20 Name Changes and Family Stories

12:27 Sleep Troubles and Late-Night Shopping

22:26 Monopoly Memories and Video Game Temptations

25:27 Gaming Addiction and Simulated Seasons

29:52 Sleep Struggles and Remedies

34:54 Political Views and Voting Debates

47:03 Conspiracy Theories and Celebrity Scandals

53:38 Presidential Longevity and Special Treatment

59:01 Bar Culture and Jukebox Nostalgia

01:02:32 Karaoke Adventures and Unexpected Encounters

01:09:16 Tipping Etiquette and Modern Dilemmas

01:17:00 Taylor Swift Cruise and Parking Scams

Welcome back to “Who Are These Guys?” where we tackle the real questions you didn’t know you had.

On today’s episode, Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Katie take you on a wild ride of half-empty water bottles, legendary snack debates, and somehow end up diagnosing each other’s health problems with the expertise of a Times Square hotdog vendor. 

From “do you really drink enough water?” to why Uncrustables might be your new obsession, this episode’s got it all – sarcasm, snacks, and unsolicited medical opinions.

Grab a seat – or a bottle of water – and get ready to dive in. We promise, it’s more refreshing than kale juice.

[00:30] - Real talk: why don’t people drink water? 

[02:45] - The gospel of Uncrustables 

[08:15] - Celebrating (or criticizing) Columbus Day 

[15:40] - Peanut Butter vs. Jelly: The ultimate debate 

[22:10] - “Carton” or “Jug”? Milk container wars 

[35:20] - Medical advice you probably shouldn’t follow 

[49:55] - Modern snacks and the mystery of 7-Eleven 

[01:02:30] - Election thoughts…or lack thereof

Tune into 'Who Are These Guys?' with Jesse, JK, and Kurt as they delve into concert nostalgia and celebrity controversies, from Diddy's legendary parties to the enigma of fame. 

Laugh your way through spontaneous banter about New York Strip origins, misunderstood rules, and bold podcasting ideas. 

With a sprinkle of jiu-jitsu and Hollywood humor, this vibrant podcast episode offers a vivid lens into cultural phenomena and social media's impact, topped with Jesse's ambitions for a big-money twist!

00:45 Steak Preferences and Meat Washing Debate

10:00 Concert Etiquette and Annoyances

14:48 Live Music Experiences and Venue Reviews

23:03 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals

29:28 Diddy and the Scandalous Allegations

33:24 Bill Gates and Conspiracy Theories

34:51 The Rise of TikTok and Viral Content

44:45 The Dark Side of Fame

48:28 Jiu Jitsu and Combat Sports

56:36 Staycation and Personal Life

In the episode of 'Who Are These Guys?', hosts Jesse, Kurt, and JK dive into discussions on quirky food trends, conspiracy theories involving figures such as P. Diddy, and the socio-economic impact of big corporations. 

The conversation touches on topics such as universal basic income and the influence of powerful entities through potential blackmail. 

Amidst their humorous and critical analysis, the hosts also explore the idea of diversifying their podcast content and guest dynamics to attract a wider audience.

00:52 Coke Zero and Oreo Collaboration

02:04 Oreo Flavors Galore

04:12 Weird Eating Habits and Adulting

05:54 Talking to Yourself and Mental Health

07:48 Dinner Times and Parenting Trends

10:34 Soda Habits and Coffee Rituals

14:57 Morning Routines and Alone Time

22:23 Election Talk and Political Opinions

29:01 Economic Cycles and Big Business

34:15 Universal Basic Income Debate

38:25 The Need for Political Change

40:13 Elon Musk: Maverick or Madman?

41:37 Political Apathy and Voting

42:18 New York's Political Landscape

45:33 The Power of Wealth and Influence

47:30 Puffy's Dark Secrets

52:12 Comedy Show Plans

01:05:10 Finding a Female Co-Host

In this week’s episode, Jesse is missing so JK & Kurt have their co-host of popular NFL podcast “First Down Dawgs”, the lovely Katie Ka$h in to help. 

They tackle an eclectic mix of topics, including JK's silent auction mishap, football memorabilia, and childhood collectibles. They also share humorous road rage stories and Katie's amusing experiences in Italy. 

The discussion expands to dating challenges in the digital age and the need for basic survival skills, along with a humorous take on future technology's impact on relationships and customizable robot partners.

We learn a lot this week, just like every week, but still not sure “Who Are These Guys?”.

01:25 Silent Auction Story

05:22 Collectibles and Memorabilia

08:58 Celebrity Gossip and Speculations

24:25 Road Rage Stories

33:45 Boating Adventures and Mishaps

37:44 Pregnancy and Animal Births

40:20 Dog Ownership and Training

45:00 The Annoying Parrots of Fireman's Park

55:06 Dating in the Modern World

01:03:59 The Future of Relationships: Robots and Chips