Welcome back to Who Are These Guys? - where the sarcasm flows like traffic on the LIE and the wisdom is as questionable as a $1 slice at 3 a.m.

In this episode, Jesse, Jon, and Kurt break down the single dumbest way to clean a Jeep (spoiler: it involves a garden hose and a complete lack of common sense).

From failed parenting hacks to the dark underbelly of soda, and a deep philosophical dive into why Diet Coke might outlive us all - it’s another classic mix of chaos, comedy, and unsolicited life lessons.

We also bet cold hard cash on who notices a camera change first, confess our driving sins (knee driving, anyone?), and debate whether sobriety is harder than dodging potholes in Queens. Coldplay concert scandals get the full WATG? treatment too - like TMZ, but with a Brooklyn accent. 

Warning: This episode may cause excessive laughter, nostalgic guilt, and spontaneous trips to Wendy’s - even if you’re listening from the DR. 

⏰ TIMESTAMPS

[00:00] A Great Idea Unfolds

[01:55] Carpet Cleaning and Dave Matthews

[05:30] Parenting Challenges and Lessons

[26:34] Driving Adventures and Fast Food

[32:54] Personal Reflections on Drinking

[38:17] The Human Condition and Societal Pressures

[43:21] Public Shaming and Its Consequences

[55:55] Marketing and Addiction

[58:47] Non-Alcoholic Beers in Movies

[01:03:55] Final Thoughts and Reflections