This week we polish off a hoagie with a side of hot tomatoes, kn'a'm'sayin'? Tune in for more of the classic sandwich-related gags you know and love as we continue our quest to rebrand Quizno's, lower our mind-buckets into a deep well of psychological torture, and fucking nail our first Instead Of lighting round. You're gonna need to wash your hands after this one.

Pairings: Seriously, soap and water; the cake; The Jackie Chan Grill™