Let's see--You could spend the next hour of your life listening to your wife blather on about her day at work and that chubby bitch Denise whom she despises, or you could listen to a couple of bearded scoundrels talk Ute football and make cheap (like, Dollar Store cheap) sex jokes.  The choice is yours.  

#AllInOrInTheWay

PS--Tell your wife to give Denise my number!