If Baby New Year was conceived at 4:48 AM December 29th (40 Baby New Year's Weeks) under the Texas Heartbeat Act it would have to be aborted by 2:39 PM and 50 seconds December 29th. Unreasonably fast!

Baby New Year's Life (BYNL) = 1/100 Years

Texas Abortion Ban = 6 Weeks (.115 years)

1 Year = 365 Days

Standard Human Gestation = 40 Weeks

.00115 years x 365 days / 1 year = .411 Days

.411 days x 24 hours / day = 9.864 hours for Baby New Year's abortion window

Baby New Years Gestation = 40 weeks x (1/100) = .4 weeks BNY Gestation or 67.2 Hours

January 1st - 67.2 Hours = 4:48 AM December 29th

4:48 AM + 9.864 hours = 2:39 PM and 50 seconds

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