Is the winter getting to you?
Are the long night and short days bothering you?
Are you yearning for somewhere lighter, and warmer?
Well, in England it's in the 30s at the moment, the sun goes down at 10pm... and the EPL is back!

The Lord Mayor Emeritus heartily endorses this Burnley-less preview of the coming EPL season, but who are the team tipping to win the trophy?
Will Liverpool return? Or will Villa, or Southhampton take it?
Yeah, we know, but we had to humour the Raging Bull and the Spicy Chorizo.
Seriously though, the round ball is back in the Old Dart, so strap in for this massive episode of Splinters.