If you haven't been cricketed out yet, then do we have good news for you!
And if you have been cricketed out, well... tough!
It's Shires this week, and we're sure the Raging Bull will big note himself, but who will pull him up on it?
Who will stand tall when the sunscreen is all gone?
If you loved our Premier Cricket Previews, you'll go nuts at this episode of Splinters.