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05:59 - BHIS - Talkin’ Bout [infosec] News 2024-07-22

07:01 - Story # 1: A Windows version from 1992 is saving Southwest’s butt right now

07:36 - Crowdstrike Global Outage - BHIS - Talkin’ Bout [infosec] #News

09:48 - Story # 1b: CrowdStrike’s faulty update crashed 8.5 million Windows devices, says Microsoft

12:13 - Story # 1c: Let’s blame the dev who pressed “Deploy”

17:23 - Figure 1

22:14 - Story # 2: DHS Has a DoS Robot to Disable Internet of Things ‘Booby Traps’ Inside Homes

25:58 - Story # 3: Notorious Hacker Kingpin ‘Tank’ Is Finally Going to Prison

28:08 - Story # 4: UK Police Arrest Suspect in MGM Ransomware Attack

30:49 - Story # 5: Russians plead guilty to involvement in LockBit ransomware attacks

33:24 - Story # 6: DHS watchdog rebukes CISA and law enforcement training center for failing to protect data

38:32 - Story # 7: Yacht giant MarineMax data breach impacts over 123,000 people

40:38 - Story # 8: Sizable Chunk of SEC Charges Against SolarWinds Tossed Out of Court

47:14 - Story # 9: The US Supreme Court Kneecapped US Cyber Strategy

52:12 - Story # 10: War Thunder does it again, this time with classified documents relating to 3 Russian tanks

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