An eggnog-drunk Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra wish you and yours a very happy holiday season as we prepare to shed our Snake skin and triumphantly gallop into the year of the Horse 2026 🐎💨 in this ep: We field listener calls and messages about your greatest holiday fears and anxieties. Also: structural integrity at the family gathering, divorce math, the devastation of a pharmaprix gift card from a loved one, the sexiest holiday album of all time (Vespertine), and don’t forget to take care of yourself this holiday season - that’s a threat 💋💋

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

Cover art: Ariana Sauder

Theme music: Voyeurism

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