Ciao, Labia! This week we're wading with extreme caution into Nancy's deep rooted fear of being offensive, and we are... afraid. Sorry!! For Nancy, The Artists Way is a gateway to sleeping on a bed of thorns. Emelia craves solitude and a salt plate. Keeping a little pocket of shame just in case. An Offended White Woman. Never let them see your squirrel.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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Out of sight, out of mind, in love. This week we're joined by the absolutely delightful Chantale Demole to discuss her fears around finding love! 2/3 of us are medicated and one would be if only she could get an appointment with her doctor. Men have knives (allegedly), the biggest TV you've ever seen, and no furniture. A soothing rock on rock voice. It's hard to have S in your thirties. Get Chantale on The Traitors immediately!!

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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Abandon hope all ye who enter the Westmount Y in search of a dump truck ass and enough upper body strength to pull yourself out of a sinkhole. This week we're getting into The Gym (not literally) and all of the horrors that lurk within. Emelia is in the corner of the dumbbell area on high alert. Nancy had a run in with a woman in espadrilles. Numbers are the enemy. Is ringworm a worm? Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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You've heard of megalophobia (fear of large objects) but have you heard of being scared of mass quantities of objects?? (DSM-V entry prending). Nancy discuss her fear of overproduction. Suzuki says we're cooked. Community is everything. Shein makes too many pant styles. Idea for landfill garbage: cube it and launch into the sun (Emelia). Nancy thinks all billionaires have a piece of silicon stuck in their brains. Thanks for listening!!!!!

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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Paging AGATHA CHRISTIE!!! Our honoured guest Adam Capriolo tells us all about his struggles to remain enigmatic, secretive and ultimately? in control. Are you a golden lion tamarin or a hammerhead shark? When's the last time you had a crush? Always remain 10% jealous (therapist's advice). You've seen Basic Instinct but have you seen Interpersonal Dealings? What about Bad Impact? Glass in the eye? He can make that work. Adam's Letterboxd top 4: REVEALED.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Hello Pervert...DON'T open an email with that subject line unless you want to get scammed! Kelly Kay Hurcomb drops by to tell us about her fear of the Dark Web and its many nefarious tendrils. Remember to keep all your passwords on a tiny scroll in a locket around your neck that only has one key. The airport has men in the walls. Sephora trough. The decline of humanity (because of the internet). Nobody's home at Lookbook.nu.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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Take a deep breath and relax the spoon in your brain because we're finally getting into our huge fear of the tiny confetti (?) floating around in all of us. Yeah we're taking about microplastics, and no we are not okay. Emelia read an article and now she's spiralling. Nancy considers a fun moustache and plastic-infused cherry tomatoes. Give me a glass IV. Off-gassing. If I get a duvet cover and fill it with buckwheat, is that a mattress? Never buy me a balloon.

We really get in our own way.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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This one goes out to all the former fear-stricken children on picture day!! Improvisor, actor, comedian and certified anxious person Nicky Fournier joins us in the closet for a delicious conversation about STAGE FRIGHT.

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MAGNETS: can they be trusted? We expose our shocking lack of scientific knowledge as we claw for answers to questions such as: can a magnet scramble your brain? should you eat magnets? what is a magnet? can you dig a magnet out of the earth? is gravity a magnet? can you be magsafe? and most importantly: is DNA brown??

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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Theme music: Voyeurism

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What if all you need is a dog, a house and sexy little AI chatbot? Is that a fear or a fantasy? We get to the bottom of it with environmental educator, comedian, and paid chatbot subscriber, Melina! Also: When robots dangle. When the workout class is more of a lashes situation. The dream of never talking to anybody ever again. Using a thousand gajillion pounds of water to power LLMs. Utopian sci-fi. Star Trek. Kids love Rocky Balboa. IO reveal.

Total Relaxation is a Hellgirl podcast.

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