a lengthy recap of my thanksgiving weekend in pastoral connecticut before i get into:

• epstein files released (?)
• anora sweep at oscar’s
• lady gaga album ‘mayhem’
• james kennedy regrets posting pic with tate brothers
• mahmoud khalil detained
• wendy williams throws note from window
• cromwell hotel in vegas becoming the vanderpump hotel
• demna named creative director of gucci
• donatella versace resigns
• poppers crackdown
• stranded astronauts return to earth after 9 months
• jfk files released (?)
• white lotus brother incest handjob
• george foreman RIP
• war plan group chat leak
• yolanda saldivar denied parole
• myanmar and thailand 7.7 earthquake
• the emancipation of brooke hogan
• morgan wallen skips SNL cast hugs
• val kilmer RIP