On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more!

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We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more!

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Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve. 

Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋

We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone, and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773!

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YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl. 

We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.

We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets, Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic, the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami’s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton, the Walmart Birkin, the insane new Skims store in New York, Kim Kardashian’s bizarre Santa Baby music video, the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent deaths of three legends: Rosita Missoni, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Polly Mellen. 

We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We’re diving into Sex and the City’s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and “beige is bullshit”-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life’s great pleasures, and we’re here to discuss details: Mr. Big’s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan’s “clunky” furniture, and Carrie’s disgusting bed sheets.

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Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder. 

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Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse.

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