Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things.

In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and the ladies pay tribute to Baby Gorgeous with a Lisa Barlow themed lunch. Whitney and Lisa's tensions continue to boil over, and Mary laments Angie seemingly choosing Britani over her. Then at dinner, Heather puts her producer hat on again, pitching a type of hellmouth-exposure therapy where the women each read the meanest things they've said about each other text. Not surprisingly, chaos ensues...

Chapters:

00:00 RIP to Proud Smoker & Visionary David Lynch 

03:56 The Brad Pitt in Hospital Catfishing

19:38 Finally Some Good News: Jen Shah’s sentence reduced 

25:00 The Straight Man’s Fear of Knowing Things

40:28 RHOSLC FINALE RECAP

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more.

Chapters: 

00:00 No One Did it Like The Sopranos Did It

17:45 Speidi Are So F-ing Back

25:40 The TikTok Ban is Anti - American

32:54 Mark Zuckerberg is Such a F-ing Loser

44:37 Traitors: Dorinda's Flop, Bob the Drag Queen & Dead Bullies

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman.

Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy paranoia, believing Britani has planted a bug in her room.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us" and Blake's positively kooky filmography in the last decade. Happy New Year, dolls! May 2025 bring as much love and light as you can handle.

Chapters: 

00:00 Holiday Check In

04:00 AMC is the Boeing of Movie Theaters

24:40 Speaking of Boeing….

34:33 TikTok Bama Rush: Holiday Edition

47:27 Bethenny Frankel is Chronically Online

52:20 It Ends With Us: The Lara Marie Schoenhals Review

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil.

In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from Egypt and the shenanigans they pulled during their half-a-century desert wandering, Moses isn't going to let his people off the hook. After a fiery sermon, Moses finally gets to die and pass the baton to Joshua, but not before God trolls him one last time.

Chapters:

00:00 We’re All Nailed to the Cross (like Jesus Was)

02:28 A Mafia Nun was Arrested

09:15 Manifesting A Jubilee Veil for Larz

25:23 SUBS: Deuteronomy Recap!

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere.

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. 

Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people.

Chapters:

00:00 SUR is God’s Israel

17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves

23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate,  Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. 

Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from Mexico

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey!

More Lara & Carey Content:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:

Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:

• Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices