Lara and Carey find themselves back on the scorched sands of Utah for another chapter in the Book of Salty Queens. First, they discuss the cheese wheel making a splash in Hollywood, which foods Lara and Carey would sign if they were agents, a harrowing new organic supermarket in Tribeca, Lara’s theoretical tenure as a chic grocer, Trump calling a reporter a “piggy,” and more. 

On RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Meredith and Baby Girl Lisa) assemble at Wild Rose’s for a surprise potluck to cheer up Britani. From high body count hair to a Build-A-Bear workshop complete with inspirational recordings for Brit, the women try to pull her out of her post-Meredith and Lisa tag team depression. Bronwyn provides an update on her mini-separation from Todd as Wild Rose continues to provide Entity with souls. Lisa and John Barlow’s tense lunch exposes more bumps in their marriage and Daddy John’s shadow side. Britani and Jared pause their 30-day fast for a dramatic walk by a serial killer creek as Jared continues to break Britani’s brain. Then, Mary gathers all the women (minus Britani) at her church to watch her deliver her first fiery sermon in years, uniting them in the divine and preparing them for the battle to come. 

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Chapters:

00:00:00 Dolls! We're livestreaming our Christmas Show!

00:02:48 A big congrats to the team for Parmigiano Reggiano!

00:17:03 Quiet Piggy

00:21:13 RHOSLC Recap

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Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their rindom yacht trip from Hell with deck yoga led by Cap’n Jason and an explosive breakfast where Meredith lays into Britani and Wild Rose over the Seth Marks TikTok scandal. Bronwyn and Meredith’s prank to toss Uni the Unicorn overboard is thwarted by Daisy, the Chief Stew, leading to their harrowing return flight. Off camera, Meredith (egged on by Lisa) allegedly goes full Pazuzu on Britani at 38,000 feet, bringing the other ladies and their first-class cabin to the brink of madness with her.

As the dust settles in Utah, Angie and Elektra discuss Greek pride, Bronwyn reels from newfound cheating allegations against Todd, while Wild Rose delights in living her swinger truth. A makeup-free Britani revels in her new role of victim, as Lisa denies any involvement in Plane Gate to Heather over beignets. Then, Mary and Meredith meet for lunch, where Meredith goes full Galaxy Brain Lawyer, pleading the fifth on all counts.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 Dolls! Come to our Christmas Show!

00:01:35 The Devil Wears Prada 2 Trailer just dropped...

00:10:43 Another reboot of sorts? NXIVM and Allison Mack are back

00:25:00 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that.

On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid sharing a bed with Britani, fresh off her unsuccessful attempt to seduce Captain Jason. Lisa continues to swear her innocence and lob accusations of disloyalty at Meredith. Baby Girl’s loose lips come back to haunt again when Angie — revived from her sea-sick malaise — tells Bronwyn that Lisa shared gossip about Todd’s alleged, fart-laden infidelity. Then, Meredith’s slow-mo bullying of Britani hits a snag at the zombie dinner party, when Miss Bateman dredges up some cheating flotsam involving Seth and an alleged Ohio mistress. Shiver me timbers!

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is back in the Stu

00:02:48 All's Fair and its iconic zero-star rating

00:14:28 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. 

The women (minus Bronwyn) head down to Canouan in the Grenadine Islands, where Below Deck’s Captain Jason and his motley crew await. Britani, on a 30-day moratorium from Jared and his big ol’ Osmond dick, tries to find a yacht boyfriend. Meanwhile, Heather and the Captain’s clandestine past bubbles to the surface. Bronwyn arrives late, ready to confront the rumors and nastiness swirling around her head-on, as Heather confides in Wild Rose and Meredith her Lisa press-leaker theory. Angie K succumbs to sea sickness, Mary blows one out, and Wild Rose discovers what may or may not… the lost city of Atlantis. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's hotter than Hades this Halloween!

00:09:00 Lara’s battle for business class

00:16:28 Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre

00:24:06 The era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s

00:35:12 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. 

On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure as Barlow’s bag of chaos continues to divide the group. Hengie K and Mary repair their fractured sistership and bury some fart beef; Bronwyn begs for Todd’s approval in an ice cream parlor. Tensions with Babygirl and Daddy John brew, as Heather and Lisa lay waste to a boutique. Plus, the mystery of Soup Man deepens. Then Britani and her daughter, Olivia, meet to unpack their estrangement, with Britani’s bone-chilling parenting on full display. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 We're in the new stu!

00:02:33 The dolls are recapping RHONY!!!

00:03:38 We've got eyes on Georgina Chapman

00:06:59 Page six has been startin'

00:16:11 North West has debuted a new lewk

00:28:24 RHOSLC Recap!

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Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!

Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of course, Entity; she celebrates by arranging a ladies' lunch — complete with a gay psychic reading tarot — at a local vineyard, where we lay our scene. Of course, the peace is short-lived, as Mary reveals the vineyard was the site of an infamous murder-suicide. Angie and Lisa begin to spar, hurling Black Cards, name-dropping a clandestine Soup Man, and calling up the owner of Kérastase. Baby Girl Lisa and Hengie K’s cosmic feud collapses into a black hole, swallowing everyone else into it. Meredith confronts Lisa over rumors and nastiness, and Britani confronts Angie over a real estate faux pas. But none of the women are a match for Lisa and Angie’s bloodbath, which shockingly threatens the sacred sisterhood of Angie and Mary. Entity’s takeover continues… 

Chapters:

00:00:00 A little commotion for Carey's shirt

00:02:39 BOOTS!

00:08:25 Gwyneth is at it again!

00:27:52 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the boardroom continues, and Baby Girl Lisa tries to make it right with the ladies after coming to blows with Whitney and Angie. But her nice streak is short-lived, as she launches a new attack on Angie at her sacred place of work. Whitney puts her at-home stripper pole up again, signaling the true return of THEE Wild Rose. Mary and her cousin/disciple tour her newly renovated church, opening the vault on her cosmic feud with her late mother. Meanwhile, Bronwyn’s own mother wound worsens, as Muzzy ups the ante on her reign of terror. Plus, Hengie K reveals to Meredith that Baby Girl Lisa may or may not be surveilling the Marks family for incriminating information…

Chapters:

00:00:00 Lara has announcements

00:04:22 Carey and Lara were guest judges!

00:09:09 Carey went to Hollywood Forever

00:14:24 Alls Fair Trailer Dropped

00:24:34 RHOLSC Recap!

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Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing mother, the cruelest lady in all of Salt Lake, as Heather begins to renovate her at-home office/lady cave. Then, Lisa assembles the group at the austere Blue Sky Lodge, where she doms them in the board room with a lesson on lawsuit dismissals, misinformation, triangulation, and the time-honored tradition of shitting on the Wild Rose.

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's Locktober.

00:02:16 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split

00:19:42 Tiffany Pollard is non-binary

00:21:53 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heather and Lisa Barlow meet for a power lunch, where Lisa denies any/all accusations of lawsuits and financial duress, as Mary endures another round of heartbreak as Robert Jr. reveals he’s not fully sober. Finally, the entire cast reunites at the haunted manor of SLC MegaSocialite Amy Steele: Britani blabs to Lisa about Angie’s Jen Shah comparison, and Babygirl and Bronwyn duke it out over rumors and sucking gout d*ck; all while thwarting Entity’s creeping takeover of Utah…

Chapters:

00:00:00 The Rapture was a no-show...

00:10:38 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. 

Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. 

Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!

00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite

00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!

00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants

00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!

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