Sexy Unique Podcast

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A podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.

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Sexy Unique Podcast episodes:

04.26.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)
Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the...
04.25.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)
Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on...
04.23.2024
PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman
Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary...
04.19.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)
Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in...
04.18.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 44 - Bubba's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S11E12)
Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a...
04.16.2024
PATREON TEASER: Welcome to Poop Air
Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual...
04.13.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 4 - Happy Wench, Happy Life (The Valley S1E4)
Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri...
04.13.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 3 - Dispatches from the Head Shop (The Valley S1E3)
Lara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties...
04.12.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 43 - The Milkmaid of the San Fernando Valley (Vanderpump Rules S11E11)
Lara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux and cringe...
04.09.2024
PATREON TEASER: The Marvelous Mrs. Morgellons
Lara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of...
04.04.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 42 - The Flintstones of Marina del Rey w/ Patrik Sandberg (Vanderpump Rules S11E10)
While Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our...
04.02.2024
PATREON TEASER: A Roguelar Eclipse
Lara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her...
03.29.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 2 - Prepare To Rot! (The Valley S1E2)
Lara and Carey break down episode two of The Valley, where Jax and Doute meet at the Smoke House in Burbank to duke it out over Doute's dicey life choices and Jax's treatment of Luke. Jesse and Michelle continue to...
03.28.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 41 - I'm Your Stepmother Now (Vanderpump Rules S11E9)
Lara and Carey discuss doing crack at Berghain, Rebel Wilson's explosive new claim about Sasha Baron Cohen, the time-honored Australian Celeb tradition of lying about your age, Diddy's alleged sex crimes, realizing everyone in power is a sicko, and more....
03.26.2024
PATREON TEASER: Galyna, You Win This Round
Lara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem, the demand for authenticity from our public...
03.22.2024
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 1 - Titty Twister At The County Fair (The Valley S1E1)
We have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to...
03.21.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 40 - So There's This Salami... (Vanderpump Rules S11E8)
Lara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus,...
03.19.2024
PATREON TEASER: An Emergency Call To Cuckingham Palace
Larz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and...
03.14.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 39 - Something Wicked This Way Loaves (Vanderpump Rules S11E7)
Larz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe....
03.12.2024
PATREON TEASER: Boy, You'll Be A Bene Gesserit Soon
Lara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline...
03.09.2024
PATREON TEASER: Industry Plant or Big Naturals?
Lara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought...
03.08.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 38 - A Storm Brewing Over Mother Lake (Vanderpump Rules S11E6)
Lara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up...
03.05.2024
Heather Gay Leaves Perfectionism Behind, from Pop Culture Moms
Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars”...
02.29.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 37 - Cringey Like the Wolf (Vanderpump Rules S11E5)
Lara and Carey discuss Machine Gun Kelly's bone-chilling new torso inking, and the many conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton's absence from public life. Then on VPR, James takes Graham Cracker home to Ally, who fears for not only the lives...
02.27.2024
PATREON TEASER: "Antiquing" My Ass!
Larz and Carz take things to a place of Patreon to regale you with tales from their sold out LIVE show in Los Angeles, as they look forward to the upcoming Lone Star State tour. Then they discuss planes sinking...
02.22.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 36 - Vanderpump Jugs (Vanderpump Rules S11E4)
Lara and Carey break down some current events, including Sandoval's beguiling New York Times Magazine profile, featuring supernaturally cringe quotes and musings; a brilliant portrait of a wayward man. They also talk THREE new airline blunders, including a disintegrating wing,...
02.20.2024
PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web
Lara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to...
02.15.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 35 - The Sober-Curious Case of Scheana Marie Shay (Vanderpump Rules S11E3)
Lara and Carey record a Valentine’s Day recap of the latest VPR, but first discuss the already camp-legend Madame Web & Dakota Johnson’s confounding but essential place in culture, the performance artist who auctioned off his flesh for seven figures, and Duchess Meghan’s...
02.14.2024
PATREON TEASER: Spew Litres of Blood for Your Supper + The Traitors S2E7
Lara and Carey are back from one helluva weekend to talk Lara's triumphant turn at Werewolves and Villagers, Carey's brush with For the Love of DILFS, the Super Bowl that gagged a nation, the blood-splattered tale of a Lufthansa flight...
02.08.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 34 - The War of the Rogueses (Vanderpump Rules S11E2)
Lara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terrorizing Boygenius backstage at the Grammys, and a...
02.06.2024
PATREON TEASER: One Nation Under Argylle
Lara and Carey lament LA’s continued horror-rain era and Larz’s potential new chapter in Water Leak Gate. They discuss Taylor Swift’s relentless pursuit of power and her supposed “snub” of Celine Dion at the Grammys. Carey finally watches The Curious...
02.01.2024
Pumpheads Ep. 33 - The Fog of Scandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11E1)
Lara and Carey make a new reservation at SUR: Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules has finally premiered! But first they discuss Lisa Barlow’s new bangs, Sandoval and Schwartz’s chilling appearance on Nick Viall’s podcast, and the very concept of the...
01.30.2024
PATREON TEASER: Straight Guys In the Wild + The Traitors S2E5
Lara and Carey take things behind the paywall to discuss Nancy Pelosi and other boomer politicians on the Left and Right sundowning in broad daylight. They break down the latest updates in the terrifying tale of the Kansas City Deep-Freeze...
01.25.2024
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 76 - The Bitter Tears of Reality Von Tease (RHOSLC S4E19)
Lara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military base in the South Pacific, and the bone-chilling...
01.23.2024
PATREON TEASER: Trad Detective: Wife Country + The Traitors S2E4
Lara and Carey talk their respective Q1 fitness journeys, and Larz's Bryan Johnson longevity inspo. They also discuss Boeing's latest fiery blunder, Netflix's terrifying (and absurd) new docuseries American Nightmare, the Gen-Z trad wife phenomenon on TikTok, and the questionable...
01.20.2024
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 75 - LD Goes Rogue (RHOSLC S4E18)
Lara and Carey talk the new SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR, Ms. Leviss's genuinely gag-worthy turn in Chapter Two of her Rachel Goes Rogue podcast, and JLO's upcoming feature-length music video/vanity project in all its unhinged glory aka "THIS IS ME......
01.16.2024
PATREON TEASER: Hot Cicada Summer + The Traitors S2E1-3
Carey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS, hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, Larsa Pippen, Tamra Barney, CT and Trishelle, Johnny...
01.11.2024
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 74 - Von Tease in a Blue Dress (RHOSLC S4E17)
Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama involving Kylie Jenner and Timmy Chalamet, and Selena's desperate...
01.10.2024
PATREON TEASER: Little St. Barth's (RHUGT S4E6)
Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley mansion, one man's psychotic break...
01.04.2024
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 73 - Ladies and Gentlemen, Mizz Von (Tea)se! (RHOSLC S4E16)
Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being declared fit to stand trial, and Brandi Glanville's...
01.03.2024
PATREON TEASER: Don't Show Your Pee-Pee, Sonjarita (RHUGT S4E5)
Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills, Nuratec psyops, Epstein List...
12.26.2023
PATREON TEASER: Diva Jones's Locker (RHUGT S4E1-4)
Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in...
12.21.2023
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 72 - Portrait of a Scapegoat In Chiffon (RHOSLC S4E15)
Larz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein officially dropping in 2024 (Name 'em!) and "Grindr...
12.19.2023
PATREON TEASER: Mr. Bussy Goes to Washington
Lara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the complicated etiquette of gay saunas. Speaking of politics, the...
12.14.2023
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 71 - Garcia Family Values (RHOSLC S4E14)
Lara and Carey talk Amanda Bynes's already next-level new podcast, Dakota Johnson's enviable sleep schedule, the intense new trailer for A24's Kiki Dunst-led CIVIL WAR, and the warning about f*ckboys using owercase texting. Back in Bermuda, the Salty Ladies start...
12.12.2023
PATREON TEASER: Check Your 'Heads Up' Privilege
Lara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the infuriating d*ck power of a hot dumb-dumb, Selena Gomez Babeing out...
12.12.2023
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 53 - The Little Esophagus That Could (RHOBH S13E7)
Lara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featuring THC-infused food to get them...
12.07.2023
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 70 - The Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (RHOSLC S4E13)
Lara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for their first international trip: Meredith takes one too...
12.05.2023
PATREON TEASER: Cinderella At The Jingle Ball
Lara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run of tyranny. Plus, Rachel Leviss makes her...
12.02.2023
PATREON TEASER: SURmax Battle Royale
Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give us nothing teaser trailer for Rachel Leviss's upcoming...

What's Sexy Unique Podcast about?

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Sexy Unique Podcast episodes:

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)

Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)

PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)

Pumpheads Ep. 44 - Bubba's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S11E12)

PATREON TEASER: Welcome to Poop Air

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 4 - Happy Wench, Happy Life (The Valley S1E4)

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 3 - Dispatches from the Head Shop (The Valley S1E3)

Pumpheads Ep. 43 - The Milkmaid of the San Fernando Valley (Vanderpump Rules S11E11)

PATREON TEASER: The Marvelous Mrs. Morgellons

Pumpheads Ep. 42 - The Flintstones of Marina del Rey w/ Patrik Sandberg (Vanderpump Rules S11E10)

PATREON TEASER: A Roguelar Eclipse

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 2 - Prepare To Rot! (The Valley S1E2)

Pumpheads Ep. 41 - I'm Your Stepmother Now (Vanderpump Rules S11E9)

PATREON TEASER: Galyna, You Win This Round

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 1 - Titty Twister At The County Fair (The Valley S1E1)

Pumpheads Ep. 40 - So There's This Salami... (Vanderpump Rules S11E8)

PATREON TEASER: An Emergency Call To Cuckingham Palace

Pumpheads Ep. 39 - Something Wicked This Way Loaves (Vanderpump Rules S11E7)

PATREON TEASER: Boy, You'll Be A Bene Gesserit Soon

PATREON TEASER: Industry Plant or Big Naturals?

Pumpheads Ep. 38 - A Storm Brewing Over Mother Lake (Vanderpump Rules S11E6)

Heather Gay Leaves Perfectionism Behind, from Pop Culture Moms

Pumpheads Ep. 37 - Cringey Like the Wolf (Vanderpump Rules S11E5)

PATREON TEASER: "Antiquing" My Ass!

Pumpheads Ep. 36 - Vanderpump Jugs (Vanderpump Rules S11E4)

PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web

Pumpheads Ep. 35 - The Sober-Curious Case of Scheana Marie Shay (Vanderpump Rules S11E3)

PATREON TEASER: Spew Litres of Blood for Your Supper + The Traitors S2E7

Pumpheads Ep. 34 - The War of the Rogueses (Vanderpump Rules S11E2)

PATREON TEASER: One Nation Under Argylle

Pumpheads Ep. 33 - The Fog of Scandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11E1)

PATREON TEASER: Straight Guys In the Wild + The Traitors S2E5

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 76 - The Bitter Tears of Reality Von Tease (RHOSLC S4E19)

PATREON TEASER: Trad Detective: Wife Country + The Traitors S2E4

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 75 - LD Goes Rogue (RHOSLC S4E18)

PATREON TEASER: Hot Cicada Summer + The Traitors S2E1-3

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 74 - Von Tease in a Blue Dress (RHOSLC S4E17)

PATREON TEASER: Little St. Barth's (RHUGT S4E6)

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 73 - Ladies and Gentlemen, Mizz Von (Tea)se! (RHOSLC S4E16)

PATREON TEASER: Don't Show Your Pee-Pee, Sonjarita (RHUGT S4E5)

PATREON TEASER: Diva Jones's Locker (RHUGT S4E1-4)

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 72 - Portrait of a Scapegoat In Chiffon (RHOSLC S4E15)

PATREON TEASER: Mr. Bussy Goes to Washington

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 71 - Garcia Family Values (RHOSLC S4E14)

PATREON TEASER: Check Your 'Heads Up' Privilege

Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 53 - The Little Esophagus That Could (RHOBH S13E7)

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 70 - The Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (RHOSLC S4E13)

PATREON TEASER: Cinderella At The Jingle Ball

PATREON TEASER: SURmax Battle Royale

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