Welcome back to Planet Porky, there place where you can find Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones rocking and rolling all night.

Today they discuss: LAJ officially becoming a paperback writer, Boris and Carrie's wedding, choirs returning (or are they?), Piers Morgan's next move, retiring after the age of 65, Clint Eastwood, Prince Harry's mobile phone habits, Porky always being on call, Mick Jagger's genes, Jo Wood, why it would be impossible to date Liz Jones, approaching freedom day tentatively, sleep trouble, Bill Haley's Cumbrian roots, Porky's heritage, the boomerang generation, elderly drivers, Charlotte Church, and Prestatyn. It's the perfect accompaniment for a trip to the Welsh coast, it's Life on Planet Porky boyo. 

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