More trains! Thomas' rivalry with an old acquaintance gives Ashima quite the glimpse into his psyche. There's a visit from the Duke and a pitstop to Carson and Topham's Happy Hour, a cutting-edge new segment which maybe should have remained cutting-floor. Also introducing: the long-awaited BurpCount. It's time Cricket atoned for their sins, via the tried-and-true method of public shaming. Mostly though, it's just more trains.

We "improvise."

Topics include: Atlas Chugged: Edge of Destiny Section 2 Part 2, BurpCount: 3, Male Testosterone, Indentured Slavery, and Guns.