It sounds like the war is upon us, and while the numerous incoming threats may simply be platitudes, it's too dangerous to entertain such wishful thinking. In a hideout underground, Cricket delves into the etymology of German gaming and Jeff tries to gain tactical advantage, though his already-shaky allegiance seems to waver.

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