*Haaapplltttiiiw!

*Drunk me had an itch to scratch

*Reedaaacteede!!  ...Yeah!

*That's hard on the outside and spiky on the inside

*Even *I* would have taken "iron maiden" as a compliment

*Most humans are (squishy) when you open them up

*15 steps to disappointment - tl;dr

*Doing this with you has been nothing but non-stop...disappointment?

*But with me it absolutely does have those conotations

*It's about as solid as my wife's butt

*You think you have a hangnail and suddenly you're dying from brain cancer

*I clicked on the link for Winchester Hospital because of Supernatural

*Let me Severus Snape on over here

*I often feel like Jayne from Firefly

*So what's the one that uses mirrors?!

* the iPhonetic