Have you ever wanted a pillow for your face? We talk about that, AncestryDNA, Greek orgies, sending your parents to a retirement home, having kids, lab-grown meat, the shame of getting swabbed, peeing into the drain in the middle of the sauna, being watched & listened to through your phone, Eminem's old songs, trap, being 'bad' in high school, looking after future self, no-spending challenges, getting low stats at work, a fake half-brother, distant cousins, becoming a nun, nasty strip-clubs, ugly babies, losing your soul at work, being homeless, everything being a joke, ripping ass in a hot car, shaving your conchita, pink pubes, shower chairs, f*cking on a water bed, finding older men attractive, finding comfort in bad patterns of behavior, swingers, the consequences of addicting everyone to their phone, Myspace, meditating & f*cking, trying anal, and blowing Jesus.