We've had a security breach! It's time to go into lockdown. In my pants!! Get out your reflective shades, kids, because today we're seducing the Secret Service! We read "Under His Protection (Protect and Defend Book 1)" by Karen Erickson, and "Valor on the Move: May-December Gay Romance" by Keira Andrews. In this super secret, super secure episode, our protector podcasters talk about the dangers of wearing a bikini in public, how romantic tunnels can be, and we *actually* have a conversation about getting tested!