Love can take us to new heights, but there's usually some turbulence along the way. We'll get you to clear skies, listeners, because today we're doing Pilots! For this mile-high episode, we read "Playboy Pilot (A Series of Standalone Novels Book 5)" by Penelope Ward & Vi Keeland, and "Virgin Flyer" by Lucy Lennox. Our air hosts discuss monkey piss, how we just need to let pilots be slutty, and the time Claire accidentally crashed a Passover dinner.

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Do you like to feel something powerful between your legs? Maybe you like a bit of leather. Or maybe some danger? We've got it all for you because today we're doing Motorcycle Clubs! We rev into this episode with "Tame Me: A Motorcycle Club Romance (Blood Brothers MC Series Book 1)" by J. A. Collard and "Primal Urges (Bikers of Mayhem Book 1)" by Mathew Dante. Our hog-wild hosts discuss bad charity event planning, snakes from a tube, and that all guys want big dicks in the bathroom.

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Christine is out today, so our other hosts are stumbling through this Quickie on their own! We're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! We have a list of seven romantic comedies and let chance tell us which one to watch! For this "Roll of the Dice" movie review, we watch the 2013 film "The Love Punch" starring Emma Thompson and Pierce Borsnan. Our hosts make some predictions and see if they come true! We tell you when to pause the podcast so that you can watch along with us!

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Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, it has its downs, and things get a little dicey if you eat too much funnel cake before getting things going. And that's why today we're doing Theme Parks! For this exciting episode we read "Roller Coaster Romance: A Sweet Romantic Comedy" by Kate Moseman and "Under Her Influence" by Amanda Radley. Our thrill-seeking hosts discuss wet tortillas, influencers picking up kids from school, and how sexy it is when someone is bad a customer service.

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It would be great to know exactly what you're getting when it comes to love, which is why today we're doing Marketers! For this pitchable episode, we read "Lavash at First Sight" by Taleen Voskuni and "Marketing Beef: A Gay Romantic Comedy (Marketing Beef Series Book 1)" by Rick Bettencourt. Our widely appealing hosts discuss surprise hotdog eating contests, cum on your face at breakfast, and eating salad with a boner (you know, things that are super easy to market).

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They say a little mystery spices up a relationship. Well we like a whole hell of a lot of spice so today we're doing Imposters! This time we read "Stealing Her (Covet Book 1)" by Rachel Van Dyken and "The Problem With Perfect: A totally feelgood, fake-fake boyfriend queer romcom that will make you smile" by Philip William Stover. Our duplicitous hosts discuss a super secret way to find out someone's sexuality, piss-based nicknames, and Claire makes Neil laugh so hard that he almost injures himself.

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It was Cupid, in the bookstore, with his arrows of love! We here at FMKlit love following the clues, which is why today we're doing Murder Mysteries! For this suspicious episode we read "Inn for Murder: Cozy Romance Mystery (A Wildflower Inn Mystery Book 1)" by Harper Lin and "A Curious Woman: Murder Under the Gum Trees" by Jess Lea. Our homicidal hosts discuss the importance of vintage suits, rooster danger senses, and to always beware the Amandas.

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Who are you? And for that matter, who am I? If you love unanswered questions, then you're in luck because today we're doing Amnesia! On this memorable episode we read "Tempting the Bride (The Fitzhugh Trilogy Book 3)" by Sherry Thomas and "Whiteout (Seasons of Love Book 1)" by Elyse Springer. Our confused and disoriented hosts discuss creepy vacation paintings, remembering dick jokes despite head trauma, and the hot new hobby of opening doors at parties.

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It's said that love is a journey. We here at FMKlit say it's more like a trail in the woods. And that's why today we're doing Park Rangers!! (Calm down, Christine). For this eco-conscious episode we read "Happy Trail: A Trapped Together Forced Proximity Romance (Park Ranger Book 1)" by Daisy Prescott and "Splinter (Significant Brothers Book 1)" by E. Davies. Our outdoorsy hosts discuss smelly ladies, doing coke off someone's clavicle, and (shock of the year) actual romance in a romance novel.

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Love may be a little hard to plan, but it certainly goes better with the right playlist and snacks. Which is why today we're doing Road Trips! For this cross-country episode, we read "Miles and Miles of You (The Harts Book 1)" by Jennifer Bonds and "How to Repair a Mechanical Heart (Mechanical Hearts Book 1)" by J. C. Lillis. Our road-ready hosts discuss villainous slash fiction writers, standing up a priest, and Claire gives some very sage advice about hotdogs.

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Companies that ARE sponsoring Pride this year: https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/05/29/pride-month-2025-collections-target-converse/#page/13

Also buy local and buy queer!

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