In this episode,

The boys are back talking absolute scenes and zero accountability. From declaring we’re all “living the dream” (no one is) to breaking down the chaos of Australia’s cricket circus.

We dive into the carnage from the track after the Black Caviar Lightning, wrap the good, the bad and the morally concerning in horse racing, then shift into football where takes are hot and records are ice cold. There’s NRL premiership calls, European best bets, and the weekly attempt to build a multi that will emotionally ruin us.

We cover the whip rule AGAIN! State of Origin eligibility, Olympic village Condom statistics that absolutely nobody asked for at the Winter Olympics, plus a Spanish dine-and-dash masterclass and the invention of Zooper Dooper deodorant (pending FDA approval).

We finish with a Premier League Matchday 27 preview, a reckless EPL multi, and a quick look at fight night between Strickland & Hernandez before signing off with confidence we absolutely haven’t earned.

If you’re here for sharp analysis, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re here for banter, bad bets and worse life advice — welcome home.

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(0:00) Intro

(1:57) The First To Ever Say “Living The Dream”

(3:24) Australia’s Horrendous Twenty20 Tournament

(4:33) Catch Up

(10:57) Tentyris Flys Home To Take Out The Black Caviar Lighting

(13:06) Apocalyptic’s Disappointing First Up Run

(14:11) Joliestar Produces First Up Again

(14:47) Autumn Glow Continues Her Unbeaten Run

(17:25) Horses To Follow

(18:39) Horse Racing Accountability

(20:37) Football Accountability

(22:20) European Football Best Bets

(24:35) Colour Coding Clothes With Your Friend

(28:35) NRL Premiership Favourites & Team To Beat

(32:00) When Will The Whip Rule Nonsense End

(33:21) Kellie Holiday Getting Cancelled To Play At The Races

(34:58) New State Of Origin Eligibility

(38:03) Daley Cherry Evens To Win The Comp

(38:53) 10,000 Condoms Used In 3 Days At The Winter Olympics

(42:20) Zooper Dopper Deodorant

(43:06) Spanish Man Fakes Hearts Attacks To Get Out Of Paying At Restaurants

(45:41) EPL Match Day 27 Preview & Predictions

(53:10) EPL Multi

(53:49) Strickland V Hernandez Fight Night

(57:15) Signing Off