In this episode,

This episode is less a podcast and more a public incident.

We kick off with accountability, which quickly turns into a crime scene investigation into where our tips went and who cursed us. Horse racing results get dissected like a failed lab experiment, football bets get thrown under the bus, and the conspiracy theory has now evolved into a full blown manifesto.

European best bets are delivered with irrational confidence and the emotional stability of someone doubling down at 2am.

Then it’s NRL predictions and we are absolutely swinging.

Spoons handed out like we’re Oprah.

Top 8 locked in with zero hesitation.

Premiership calls made like we’ve hacked the simulation.

Some teams are contenders.

Some are imposters.

And at least one take is so hot it’ll need to be deleted by Magic Round.

We talk structures, collapses, breakouts, and seasons that will derail faster than a multi leg after the first game.

Futures bets get launched with the financial planning skills of a bloke buying scratchies with rent money.

And we finish with Vegas bets because if you’re going to be irresponsible, you may as well do it internationally with flair.

This is analysis powered by vibes, delusion, caffeine, and a complete refusal to learn from past mistakes.

No filters.

No humility.

No chance we won’t claim we called everything if one bet lands.

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(0:00) Catch Up

(8:00) Horse Racing Accountability

(11:31) The Conspiracy Theory On Our Best Bets

(15:25) Football Accountability

(16:32) European Football Best Bets

(19:27) Same Old Year For Titans

(23:37) B2B Wooden Spoons For Knights

(27:33) NRL Top 8

(30:02) Storm’s New Structure

(31:13) Can Broncos Continue Where They Left Off

(33:35) Mitch Moses To Lead Eels To The Finals

(35:30) Sharks To Finally Go To The Next Level

(37:20) Are Roosters The Team To Beat

(39:56) Panthers To Win Another Premiership

(42:12) Will The Bulldogs Halves Work

(45:51) Finals Time For Dolphins

(48:00) Warriors To Struggle Without Metcalf

(49:45) Dearden To Carry Cowboys

(52:32) Can Rabbitohs Avoid Key Injuries

(55:53) Long Year For The Dragons

(1:00:08) Tigers To Progress

(1:03:54) Season Futures Bets

(1:12:17) Vegas Bets

In this episode,

The boys are back talking absolute scenes and zero accountability. From declaring we’re all “living the dream” (no one is) to breaking down the chaos of Australia’s cricket circus.

We dive into the carnage from the track after the Black Caviar Lightning, wrap the good, the bad and the morally concerning in horse racing, then shift into football where takes are hot and records are ice cold. There’s NRL premiership calls, European best bets, and the weekly attempt to build a multi that will emotionally ruin us.

We cover the whip rule AGAIN! State of Origin eligibility, Olympic village Condom statistics that absolutely nobody asked for at the Winter Olympics, plus a Spanish dine-and-dash masterclass and the invention of Zooper Dooper deodorant (pending FDA approval).

We finish with a Premier League Matchday 27 preview, a reckless EPL multi, and a quick look at fight night between Strickland & Hernandez before signing off with confidence we absolutely haven’t earned.

If you’re here for sharp analysis, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re here for banter, bad bets and worse life advice — welcome home.

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(0:00) Intro

(1:57) The First To Ever Say “Living The Dream”

(3:24) Australia’s Horrendous Twenty20 Tournament

(4:33) Catch Up

(10:57) Tentyris Flys Home To Take Out The Black Caviar Lighting

(13:06) Apocalyptic’s Disappointing First Up Run

(14:11) Joliestar Produces First Up Again

(14:47) Autumn Glow Continues Her Unbeaten Run

(17:25) Horses To Follow

(18:39) Horse Racing Accountability

(20:37) Football Accountability

(22:20) European Football Best Bets

(24:35) Colour Coding Clothes With Your Friend

(28:35) NRL Premiership Favourites & Team To Beat

(32:00) When Will The Whip Rule Nonsense End

(33:21) Kellie Holiday Getting Cancelled To Play At The Races

(34:58) New State Of Origin Eligibility

(38:03) Daley Cherry Evens To Win The Comp

(38:53) 10,000 Condoms Used In 3 Days At The Winter Olympics

(42:20) Zooper Dopper Deodorant

(43:06) Spanish Man Fakes Hearts Attacks To Get Out Of Paying At Restaurants

(45:41) EPL Match Day 27 Preview & Predictions

(53:10) EPL Multi

(53:49) Strickland V Hernandez Fight Night

(57:15) Signing Off

We return from the holidays with empty wallets, loud confidence, and zero lessons learned.

In this episode,

We kick things off with life updates, launch a new NRL tipping comp (mortgage at risk), and somehow start planning 2026 despite barely surviving this week.

Goat’s curse tightens its grip, Think About It passes (RIP to a real one), and Volk reminds Lopez that champions don’t do rematches for charity.

Tennis corner gets spicy as Alcaraz completes the slam set, Rybakina finally gets her first major, and we immediately pretend we’ve always rated them… at the right price.

Then it’s time to cook:

Horses to follow (trust us bro). Back-to-back quaddie wins (allegedly).

Accountability segments for horse racing and football (pain).

European football best bets that feel like locks until kickoff. EPL Matchday 25 preview with confidence that should be regulated.

Bin List & Listener questions -

Drinking matcha mid-workout like it’s a performance enhancer.

Pretending to be bad at things so you never get asked again.

Buying absolute scams off Marketplace.

Early World Cup futures (value hunters only). The Bischoff & yoghurt agenda no one asked for

All this before we sign off, responsibly ignore bankroll management, and promise “one last bet”.

Gamble responsibly. Or don’t. We won’t.

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(0:00) Catch Up

(2:10) New NRL Tipping Comp

(3:09) 2026 CSP Plans

(6:09) Goat’s Ongoing Curse

(9:47) Think About It Passing

(12:46) Volkanovski Handles Lopez Again To Keep The Belt

(19:52) Carlos Alcaraz Completes Slam Set With AO Title

(23:17) Elena Rybakina Wins Her First Grand Slam

(24:16) Horses To Follow

(30:06) B2B Quaddie Wins

(31:00) Horse Racing Accountability

(31:16) Football Accountability

(31:53) European Football Best Bets

(37:01) EPL Match Day 25 Preview & Predictions

(50:15) Drinking Matcha As Intra Workout

(53:12) Pretending To Be Bad At Something So You Don’t Have To Do it

(54:56) Buying Items Off Market Place

(55:33) Early World Cup Futures Look

(56:56) Bischoff & Yoghurt Trend

(1:01:00) Signing Off

The Week That Was — Christmas Heat, Red Cards & Ridiculous Bets

This week’s pod kicks off with a classic catch-up before we dive head-first into the big questions of life… like why old blokes insist on mowing the lawn in 40-degree heat. Australia retains the Ashes, Boxing Day punting plans are declared, and Mbappé decides he’s chasing Ronaldo’s Real Madrid scrapbook.

We debate where Erling Haaland’s ceiling actually is (the moon?), relive Tottenham’s red-card fever dream against Liverpool, and admire Pike delivering an absolute peach on Apulia. There’s Ascot horses to follow, full accountability for all the tips we butchered, plus European football best bets, A-League locks, and an EPL Matchday 18 preview that will either make you money or ruin your Christmas.

We roll into “a new bet every day until New Year’s Day,” celebrate Ka Ying Rising & Half Yours having a better year than half the population, and then somehow end up discussing Lily Phillips, Bonnie Blue or Brandi Love… as you do.

There’s Hugo Ekitike memes, England inventing sports they can’t win, Chase Demoor trying to punch Tate, Anthony Joshua breaks Jake Paul’s jaw, and our sporting highlights of the entire year — all before signing off for 2025.

It’s unhinged, it’s festive, it’s deeply unserious… and it’s exactly what you need in your ears this week. 🎄🍻🔥

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(0:00) Catch Up

(2:16) Why Do Oldies Always Do Their Lawns In 40 Degree Heat

(7:37) Australia Retain The Ashes

(11:42) Boxing Day Bets

(13:22) Mbappe Equals Ronaldo’s Real Madrid Record

(14:48) Where Is Erling Haaland Ceiling

(16:31) Tottenham’s Red Cards v Liverpool

(18:32) Pike Rides A Peach On Apulia

(20:59) Ascot Horses To Follow

(22:14) Horse Racing Accountability

(24:35) Football Accountability

(28:20) European Football Best Bets

(32:08) A-League Best Bet

(34:10) EPL Match Day 18 Preview & Predictions

(52:35) New Bet Every Day Until New Years Day

(55:27) Ka Ying Rising & Half Yours Incredible Year

(57:10) Lily Phillip’s, Bonnie Blue Or Brandi Love

(58:13) Dat Hugo Ekitike Photo

(58:36) England Invent Sports They Can’t Win

(1:03:41) Chase Demoor & Andrew Tate Fight

(1:04:28) Anthony Joshua Breaks Jake Paul’s Jaw

(1:05:34) Sporting Highlights Of The Year

(1:10:00) Signing Off For 2025

In this episode,

We regroup after Rey Magnerio salutes in the Gold Rush, get stuck into whether Cosmic Crusader has officially claimed best-horse-in-WA status, and talk through Smooth Chino booking a ticket to The Quokka. Throw in horses to follow, a Perth Cup futures look, and the regular racing and football accountability, because no one gets off lightly.

Football gets its turn with A-League best bets, European plays, and a full EPL Matchday 17 preview, featuring Arsenal fans doing the absolute most, as always.

From there it drifts beautifully into chaos — selling alcohol on Marketplace on Christmas Day, people still listing their height in their Insta bio, Kobbie Mainoo’s brother in a “Free Kobbie Mainoo” shirt, and those who can’t do Hyrox without filming it.

We also question beanies in the gym during summer, watch Ka Ying and Romantic Warrior bully fields again, realise Connor McGregor was somehow never married until now, and wrap it all up with World Cup draw chat.

Racing, football, and opinions no one asked for — loaded and ready for your Spotify rotation. 🍻

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(0:00) Catch Up

(11:27) Rey Magnerio Victorious In The Gold Rush

(15:33) Is Cosmic Crusader The Best Horse In WA

(17:10) Smooth Chino Into The Quokka

(18:45) Horses To Follow

(22:39) Perth Cup Futures Bet

(23:13) Horse Racing Accountability

(23:58) Football Accountability

(27:55) A-League Best Bets

(31:23) European Football Best Bets

(37:30) EPL Match Day 17 Preview

(56:44) Arsenal Fans Doing What Fans Do

(59:59) Selling Alcohol On Market Place On Christmas Day

(1:00:54) Putting You’re Height In Your Insta Bio

(1:02:38) Kobbie Mainoo’s Brother Wearing A “Free Kobbie Mainoo” Shirt

(1:04:33) People Doing Hyrox Can’t Do It Without Filming

(1:08:06) Wearing Beanies In The Gym During Summer

(1:09:56) Ka Ying & Romantic Warrior Dominate As Usual

(1:11:07) Did Everyone Already Think Connor McGregor Was Married?

(1:14:49) World Cup Draw

(1:17:49) Signing Off

In this episode,

We kick things off with a good old-fashioned Catch Up before breaking down the pod schedule for the wild Christmas & New Year run home. UFC 323 gets reviewed in forensic detail, Cosmic Crusader survives the Northerly Stakes, and we look ahead to the Gold Rush with reckless confidence.

It’s time for Horse Racing Accountability and Football Accountability (nobody is safe), then we unload our European Best Bets, A-League locks, and EPL goal scorer plays like we actually know what we’re doing. We debate what’s next for Mo Salah, run the ruler over EPL Match Day 16, and tackle the hard-hitting issue of drinking beer out of a bottle at the pub — criminal offence or elite move?

We finish with Steve Smith detonating Jofra with one of the all-time GOAT champ calls… and who will FREE BONNIE BLUE. Don’t try to understand it — just press play. 🍻🔥🐎⚽

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(0:00) Catch Up

(3:18) Poddy Schedule For The Christmas & New Years Break

(6:29) UFC 323 Review

(18:58) Cosmic Crusader Holds On To Win The Northerly Stakes

(21:31) Gold Rush Preview

(23:43) Horse Racing Accountability

(25:13) Football Accountability

(27:59) European Football Best Bets

(31:45) A-League Best Bets

(33:15) EPL Goal Scorer Bets

(35:10) What’s Next For Mo Salah?

(37:24) EPL Match Day 16 Preview

(51:42) Drinking Beer Out Of A Bottle At A Pub

(54:28) Steve Smith Hits Jofra With One Of The GOAT Champ Calls

(57:24) Free Bonnie Blue

This week’s episode is stacked from start to finish. We kick things off with a blast from the past as we ask who actually remembers the Mr Grumpy books, before locking in confirmed Magic Round tickets and running through the full weekend catch-up.

The Goat’s WA Mail stays red-hot again, while Libertad pinches the Winterbottom off Overpass, leading straight into a no-holds-barred session of Horse Racing Accountability and Football Accountability.

From there, it’s wall-to-wall punting:

A-League best bets, EPL goal scorer plays, European football best bets, and a full EPL Match Day 15 preview to get you set for the weekend.

We also unpack Sam Clipperton’s return to the track, debate the mystery of blokes with wing tattoos on the back of their neck, and then dive head-first into a massive UFC 323 preview and full betting breakdown.

Racing, football, fights, and chaos — this one’s got it all.

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(0:00) Connor Is The Offical Mr Grumpy

(2:00) Magic Round Tickets Confirmed

(4:23) Weekend Catch Up

(9:24) Goat’s WA Mail Produces Again

(9:45) Libertad Pinches The Winterbottom Off Overpass

(12:48) Horse Racing Accountability

(16:39) Football Accountability

(18:56) A-League Best Bets

(21:05) EPL Goal Scorer Bets

(22:53) European Football Best Bets

(27:00) EPL Match Day 15 Preview

(43:38) Sam Clipperton Returns To The Track

(44:31) Blokes Who Have A Wing Tat On The Back Of Their Neck

(47:34) UFC 323 Preview

(1:05:09) UFC 323 Bets

This week’s episode is packed with chaos, confidence, and questionable decision-making.

We kick off with a catch-up, including Idrissa Gueye perfecting his pokie-slap technique on a teammate and surely Danny Welbeck has booked himself a seat on the World Cup plane. Eze then decides to casually drop a hat-trick on Spurs just to keep things spicy.

In the fight world, Khamzat and Ian Garry show their lovers’ tiff, while on the track Watch Me Rock storms home to pinch the Railway and King of Lights absolutely launches through the WA Guineas. Nash also delivers a vintage Ballys-style ride on Gringotts because of course he does.

Then it’s time for Horse Racing Accountability, Football Accountability, best bets, EPL goalscorer plays, and a full breakdown of EPL Match Day 13.

We roll into the Bin List, featuring:

– People who drive with one foot on the accelerator and the brake.

– English journalists promising Australia will lose 5–0

– People posting about rain and hail like it’s breaking news

Ronaldo and Messi also pop up to remind everyone they’re still the goats, and we finish by asking the big question: do any of us actually follow betting rules? (Spoiler: we absolutely do not.)

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(0:00) Catch Up

(4:18) Idrissa Gueye Practices His Pokie Slap On His Teammate

(9:55) Khamzat & Garry’s Lovers Tiff

(13:08) Watch Me Rock Storms Home To Win The Railway

(15:35) King of Lights Blasts His Way To The WA Guineas Win

(19:33) Nash Produces A Classic Ballys-Style Ride On Gringotts

(21:16) Horse Racing Accountability

(24:24) Football Accountability

(29:09) Football Best Bets

(36:36) EPL Goal Scorer Bets

(39:40) EPL Match Day 13 Preview

(58:47) People Who Drive With Their Foot Accelerator & Break

(1:01:05) English Journalist’s Saying They’re Going To Beat Australia 5-0

(1:03:47) People Posting On Social Media When It Rains & Hails

(1:05:09) Ronaldo & Messi Remind Us Who The Goats Are

(1:08:43) Do We Live By Any Betting Rules

This Week on the Pod:

Strap in — it was a wild one. Connor drops his Celsius Fact of the Week, we relive our chaotic UFC Sunday session, and Coal Crusher proves he basically owns The Hunter. Jimmysstar bags the C.F. Orr, while Ka Ying Rising and Romantic Warrior clock back in for duty.

We dive into Racing Accountability, empty the Bin List, tackle your Listener Questions, and somehow end up discussing an Undiscovered Weird Fetish (don’t blame us). Goat dishes his early Ascot mail, Jokers Grin firms for the Winterbottom, and we debate whether wearing a face mask while driving should be illegal—or just embarrassing.

Plus, a full EPL Matchday 11 Preview, predictions that will probably age badly, and our favourite Ashes Futures plays.

Tune in. Laugh. Judge us. Repeat.

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(0:00) Connor’s Celsius Fact Of The Week

(1:41) Our Eventful UFC Sunday Day Out

(12:03) Coal Crusher Takes Out The Hunter Again

(14:15) Jimmysstar’s C F Orr Stakes Victory

(14:51) Ka Ying Rising & Romantic Warrior Return This Weekend

(15:57) Horse Racing Accountability

(19:33) Football Best Bets

(24:45) Undiscovered Weird Fetish

(27:53) Goat’s Early Ascot Mail

(29:17) Jokers Grin’s Winterbottom Chance

(29:53) Wearing A Face Mask While Driving

(32:29) EPL Match Day 11 Preview

(47:02) Ashes Futures Bets

In This Episode,

The Week That Was.

A wild week of sport and chaos — from Celsius and White Claw’s packaging mix-up to Via Sistina chalking up her third Group 1 of the season.

Giga Kick grinds it out in the slog sprint, Ceowulf fights back in the Champions Mile and we look back on the biggest moments of the Spring Carnival.

There’s Horse Racing & Football Accountability, the ever-reliable Bin List and some absolutely unhinged Listener Questions — including the woman who married a rag doll and then accused it of cheating.

Plus, we’re diving into Sunderland’s secret weapon against Arsenal, the French football bizarre fashion, Doku’s ridiculous run of form and the oddball person walking around restaurant waving a QR code like it’s a side hustle.

To top it off — a UFC 322 preview, best bets, and plenty of laughs along the way.

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(0:00) Catch Up

(8:54) Giga Kick Prevails In The Slog Sprint

(11:25) Via Sistina Wins Her 3rd G1 Of The Season

(12:19) Ceowulf Fights Back To Win The Champions Mile

(16:06) Highlight Moments Of The Spring Carnival

(16:57) Horse Racing Accountability

(19:57) Football Accountability

(24:33) Sunderland’s Secret Weapon Against Arsenal

(26:35) French Football Bizarre Fashion

(28:44) Arsenal & Their Deluded Fans

(31:16) Jeremy Doku’s Incredible Form Run

(32:29) Walking Around The Restaurant With QR Code

(34:32) Women Marries A Rag Doll & Accuses It Of Cheating

(37:48) UFC 322 Preview & Bets