It’s official, I am consciously uncoupling with Life After Lockup. It is not a permanent dissolution of viewership, rather a time apart to recast, refuel, and reinvest in couples who deliver more than future careers on FansOnly. 

A show that is bringing its A-Game this season is 90 Day Fiance (5:50). Thank you, TLC! We have in-law drama, pregnancy scares, international detainment, Glen Close in Sequim, and a woman dressing up a Belizean man like an American Boy doll. Perfection!

Married at First Sight (29:05) delivered in its second episode of the season, as well. Trouble arrives in 50 Shades of Purple as Virginia intoxicates her groom with her good looks and Chardonnay breath. Not to be outdone in confidence, Chris and his stanky feet arrive to show off his Greatest Showman costume that he squeezed himself into. Maybe I’m just jealous because he is so wealthy that he shops at the exclusive ZALES. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!

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