As the plot gets rolling in Chamber of Secrets, so do we with the rules of our podcast House Cup! Not really, we just talk extensively throughout the episode about how you can get points and ask all of you to keep track and decide things instead of us. Of course, we also get into the ethics of Dobby, this metaphor about house elf slavery, and guess what Uncle Vernon's racist Japanese golfer joke was. 

If there's anything coming up in this book that you want us to talk about on air, email us your questions - either written or recorded - to [email protected], or tweet us @magiclessmyke and follow us on Insta @magiclessmyke! Get those sweet house points!