Tommy's tooth moved/  the Hemmingway whiskey/ Spooktacular/ Wilfred Brimley let the dogs out/ Naming hurricanes/ Taylor Swift talk/ The emotional pain of 5 Star notebooks/ Problems with horrible grammar/ Updating the Wendy's logo/ Russell Crowe is Noah and has an ark/ Arnold is Conan again/ The Girlfriend Body Pillow/ Marijuana lollipops/ Airbourne sharks/ Jabberjaws/ Vagina tombstones/ T.P. and forking/ Toilet goalie and Toilet Motorcycles/ Sum 41 vs. Nickelback & Avril Lavigne