Miserable Retail Slave

Show Notes:

I’m a father and The Diaper Party Fiasco/ having a baby is weird (4:30)/ Being an old dad (9:35)/ A sitcom dad struggle (12:00)/ Such arc and power (16:00)/ Old dad wisdom (19:07)/ Reach for the Aggro-Crag (24:00)/ Charcuterie Boards (26:10)/ Diaper Party (Reprise) (29:06)/ Would Tommy even hold a baby? (32:05)/ Turning 41 (33:00)/ Changing the name of the podcast (38:30)/ The cool toys (41:00)/ The quality of the toy aisle determines the quality of the store (44:00)/ Captain Power (47:25)/ The Ferret in the Pink Sweater (53:00)/ No tears for Tootsie (1:00:00)/ 

Hey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy!

Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything’s a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)

Getting looked at/ Tommy’s fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy’s dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)

This episode was recorded live during Livestream for the Cure VI, the yearly livestreaming event in which indie podcasts from all over the world join together to help raise money for cancer research via listener donations. 

This episode isn't like a normal MRS, but it's lot of fun and you'll also hear Nick from Nikoli's Kitchen and Dan from Netflix n' Swill join in on the fun.

The Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately…”  and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)

The end of this one was cut off due to techincal difficulties, but you won't even miss it. Promise.

Birds are the harbingers of cool/ bird watching is an extreme sport/ Tommy ate bird poop (4:34)/ go ahead and spy on me (6:00)/ the fine art of watching (11:00)/ bird shaming (12:24)/ for the birds (16:45)/

Chicago jet setter (22:00)/ how many people has Will Smith slapped in his life? (25:10)/ seeing the great Mike Birbiglia (27:00)/ the sweater vested bearded Chad (28:00)/ millennial stall rules (29:00)/ Tommy quit again (35:53)/ boy, I wish people wouldn’t talk to me (53:50)/ Tim Allen’s friend (1:00:00)

The stupid things that people like/ a mad libs podcast (1:25)/ The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and Tommy hates hot dogs/ the manager’s wingman (7:35)/ The hotdogger (11:50)/ Bulldacious (17:40)/ ice falls (19:00)/ Breaking Tommy’s back (20:00)/ warts and all (29:00)/ missed connections - lady package thief (34:00)/ a new way to speed date (39:00)/ Jay Mohr (43:10)/ Livestream for the Cure/ Alcohol (46:00)/ missed connections  - looking problems (50:25)/ Tommy has an entrance song (57:30)

Great days/ 7 am comedy (2:28)/ “some days I think I can do a back flip” (6:31)/ Tommy was a gymnast (9:20)/ fragrance (16:00)/ The traveling meat man (18:00)/ Well Done Ralph (22:50)/ Moonfall and Mac Tonight vs the Earth (29:00)/ I Like Dogs and screen saver (31:50)/ Frisbee Championships (40:00)/ a jokey-joke guy (49:00)/ Joe Millionaire (53:53)/ Jeff Dye and Tommy’s tired (59:00)/ the real problem facing earth (1:03:00)

Welcome to another wonderful episode of the MRS comedy program. It's our official Miserable Retail Slave Christmas Party, even though Christmas is barely mentioned.

Sit back, drink some eggnog, and enjoy.

A decade of mediocrity/ Barbados Rules! And Clyde, Ohio (1:30)/ Old age (3:00)/ Randy has another epiphany (6:23)/ Tommy gets stranded on Gilligan’s Island and coconut talk (7:11)/ A childhood trauma revealed (10:54)/ The holiday season is wonderful (15:20)/ Scratch off lotto tickets (19:00)/ Tommy and Jay Mohr (23:50)/ Teaching youths about responsibility (28:00)/ Tommy’s a TikTok expert (29:45)/ Getting eaten would be the worst (34:30)/ Social obligations and the rule of the pizza party (37:40)/ Pineapple rage (40:19)/ How many slices? (45:30)/ The weirdest diet (48:15)