Miserable Retail Slave

The MRS formula revealed/ Dollar Trees vs Dollar Generals/ Condoms (6:10)/ where's the great 80s condom mascot (9:00)/ Samuel Trojan (11:30)/ where has MRS been aka the biggest episode ever? (15:45)/ Tommy ruins everything again (20:00)/ Life is better with a puppy (34:00)/ shout out to Barbados (42:00)/ do you round up? (44:50)/ whack jobs and communist red China Ritz crackers (48:00)/ comedy magic is made (56:00)/ Tommy's opening for Jay Mohr (1:00:00)/ Tommy manages people (1:04:10)

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Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.

Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.

Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers

That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic '90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show

Anxiety rankings/ Bumper sticker talk (2:20)/ Redneck mudslut (4:00)/ More bumper stickers (7:50)/ Matty F's somber tones (12:00)/ Rabbit talk (12:30)/ work singers (15:30)/ watching Hamilton (19:20)/ Thinning hair and a Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (21:15)/ Toupees in the wild/ Sad hairstyles and LA Looks (23:00)/ "give me some of them stem cells to rub on my head" (27:00)/ Matty F has babies (31:00)/ The Cats and kids metaphor (32:50)/ The hidden truth about bunnies (34:30)/ Living with kids is exactly like that Baby Shark Song (37:00)/ House smells (38:50)/ A retail rant from Matty (41:00)/ Tales of being essential and now not being essential in retail (43:00)/ Brain fog and losing all the arguments (46:00)/ Jury Duty and a game of Clue (47:35)/ Wrestling talk (54:00)/ Dog adoptions (1:03:11)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

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Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.

Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.

Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers

That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic '90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show

Cracked heads and run over/ a new safety helmet (3:00)/ The art of throwing gum in the hair (4:46)/ I can't imagine my father getting gum in his hair (7:00)/ Damp Pants Randy (Randy is fat) (16:00)/ Andre the Giant bod (17:00)/ walking clichés (19:00)/ a lifetime membership to diabetes (22:00)/ Grimace is a Taste Bud (24:15)/ Buying Elvis hair (28:10)/ puke n' rally (31:45)/ Naked Nirvana baby is suing (33:36)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

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Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.

Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.

Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers

That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic '90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show

Patrick Duffy and The Danaburger/ TGIF and Tommy's Goonies adventures (1:00)/ I Think You Should Leave/ being afraid of TGIF (6:00)/ Tommy is afraid of Freddy Krueger (10:00)/ Tommy hears dead people and Paranormal Paranoia (13:34)/ Internotes about Internuts on the Internets: The Milk Crate Challenge (18:35)/ why do people do these challenges? (24:00)/ missed connections (26:00)/ Goat whisperer and breathtaking and plain humor (26:40)/ pick up lines and the urban legend of one-liner Chad (31:00)/ Rough Country (33:57)/ Love on the road (46:00)/ road rage (48:00)/ Cincinnati Daddies (50:00)/ scare tactic signs (54:00)/ Counting Crows (56:00)/ Saint Badonkadonk (58:00)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

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Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.

Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.

Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers

That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic '90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show

This time, special guest cohost Matty F joins the show as we talk about time, Nuclear Man, camping misadventures, iTunes gift cards, and putting the RETAIL back in Miserable Retail Slave!

Eeyore is the guest cohost tonight/ The slow March towards death: time (1:30)/ Late and early (2:30)/ awkward house parties (4:30)/ drop that beat (9:45)/ special guest Matty F from the podcast, Flummoxed (13:00)/ a Seinfeld podcast - That's a Shame (14:00)/ putting the retail back in Miserable Retail Slave and missing retailq (15:00)/ Dusty Rhodes impressions (17:30)/ professional dad (20:00)/ what's your favorite thing about working retail? (21:00)/ Applebee's is Valhalla (27:00)/ characters in retail (28:50)/ missing mindlessness (31:20)/ The curious case of the serial pooper (33:00)/ dating tips with Matty F (37:00)/ nuclear man from Superman (44:00)/ Career aspirations of a youthful Joey Chestnut (48:00)/ asking iTunes gift cards (49:30)/ becoming a vinyl hound and Record Store Day (50:40)/ podcast vinyl and becoming a Twitch God (54:30)/ arch enemies (59:00)/ Matt's camping misadventures (1:01:30)

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Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave

Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.

Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they're also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you're looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

Someone's Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.

Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers

That's A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic '90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show

Matty F is the host of Flummoxed! Check it out as he and Garret have minor gripes about life, retail, and video games.

Life happens and I make it funny/ waiting tables is crowd work/ Goosebumps and Fear Street (4:16)/ a chilling tale about a goose (6:40)/ getting a tattoo of you on yourself (7:30)/ Ghost ocean (8:20)/ The Great Cackler (9:00)/ snagging webs (9:50)/ smelling like Tom Waits' overcoat (11:00)/ birds are bad omens (15:00)/ I have a beef to pick with you (23:10)/ Foghorn Leghorn talk and then Speedy Gonzalez talk (25:50)/ brass tacks (29:30)/ Tommy's health scare (31:10)/ zip loc pee bags (34:15)/ MRS was on the Bummin with Bobcat podcast with Dennis from The Dennis Show and Shayna from Girl Interrupter (43:00)/ Howard Stern interviews (44:00)/ the tent fiasco (46:00)/ making your wonder years (57:00)/ an occupational masochist (1:00:34)/ The Knee-Slappers

Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show!

Randy and Dennis have a new podcast called Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers podcast. If you love the Tigers and MLB, listen here: https://redcircle.com/shows/long-gone-a-detroit-tiger-podcast

And listen to Randy talk about b-movies and cult gems with his pal, Tom Coe, on Someone's Favorite Movie: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/someones-favorite-movie/id1482588017

It's the HISTORY OF UNIMPORTANT THINGS!

This time, just in time for MLB's All-Star break, we talk baseball. Specifically, the history of Babe Ruth. More specifically, did Babe Ruth call his shot? It's one of the most infamous moments in sports history and we research this event and come to a decision about whether it happened or not.

What did we decide? Listen and come to your own decision!

Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com

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Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

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Tommy's Only Fans/ OnlyFeet DOT com/ Foot Fetish/ We try to understand the foot fetish/ Socks or not socks/ Foot sanitizer/ Tommy's creed/ Thinking about that foot stool/ The favorite candy of the foot fetish/ Tommy's Roadkill Inspection/ Tommy loves retail/ 9 year anniversary/ Old Dogs Go To Heaven/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin has a podcast/ HAKUNA MA'VODKA/ Is cow tipping real?/ forking/ Bea Arthur Yourself/ The Golden Girls of Podcasting/ Cosmopolitan Bookstore/ Death/ Take care of your tractor!/ the origins of Tommy's tech hate/ Randy becomes a straight up loser

Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Inconvenience Store/ car trouble/ The Tommy voodoo doll is working/ grill vs bbq/ clean meats/ ear wax debates/ a different kind of car trouble/ lip blind/ a story of ol' Red/ we create a new game show/ Ridiculousness/ sleepy grandpa/ tequila/ Tommy is confused by Ice Cube/ GOLD PANTHER TEQUILA/ the table of transactions/ drinking celeb tequila/ calling people is the worst thing/ strong thumbs/ laziness breeds/ arguments about Kurt Vonnegut and sci-fi/ UFOs are real/ masks/ voodoo spaghetti/ believing in vibes/ The mindlessness of Retail/ e-rony/ 5 second podcasts/ Tommy's death sentence/ dont sling around the clean meats/ government issued parrots