Miserable Retail Slave

Fretting about this weird world (2:47)/ Freddy Covid the great boogeyman of our time (4:17)/ bringing back the Lil Jon (6:40)/ reckless Randy and shady pasts (8:00)/ the birth of Benny Punchline (9:30)/ Randy couldn't be president (10:30)/ The Batman Card Kingpin (11:48)/ Tommy the canceled comedian (19:00)/ Tommy is taking real estate classes (21:00)/ The Ghost of McKinley Road (26:35)/ Big Boss Realtor (35:00)/ an awkward gas station encounter (36:30)/ Taco Bell's Mt Dew Mysticism (39:30)/ Brettski (43:00)/ the anniversary of Elvis' death (45:04)/ a brief history of all Tommy's band (45:56)/ Elvis conspiracies and why Elvis (48:00)/ Korn and Nickelback have covers of The Devil Went Down to Georgia now (50:25)/ Tommy tries to be RL Stine (53:00)/ A Real CatDaddy and introducing Miserable Retail Kitty (55:00)

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

The Comedy Show!

This time we review Jerry Seinfeld's new Netflix special, 23 Hours to Kill

Tommy's perfect/ Comedian (4:30)/ Seinfeld the show (5:10)/ Seeing Seinfeld live (8:35)/ Comedians in Cars Having Coffee (12:00)/ the charming arrogance of Seinfeld (13:44)/ 23 Hours to Kill (20:00)

Hot Boy Summer/ the stairs (2:00)/ "drilling all the bits" (3:14)/ waking up on the wrong side of the bed (4:20)/ my last nerve and the great kerfuffle (5:00)/ UNBELIEVABLE - a Retail worker's tale (6:10)/ the irony of going back to work (12:30)/ the great social media philosophies of folks you went to high school with aka Microsoft Death (13:20)/ Tommy's affairs with Mistress Alcohol (19:35)/ Tommy was on Jake Shane's Shane Train podcast. Poor Jake! (21:53)/ face mask humor (24:05)/ Earring language (26:00)/ people are upset because Adele is skinny (28:21)/ murder hornets (29:55)/ Tommy the runner (36:15)/ Bluff (38:00)/ Manager John speaks (39:37)/ the ideal age (42:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (44:23)

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

THE COMEDY SHOW

This time we talk about Greg Giraldo's stand-up special/comedy album "Midlife Vices"

The type of comedy that we like (2:50)/ "celebrity golf" by Mike Birbiglia (4:00)/ Ghost in the d-pic (5:56)/ interview with Dennis Miller on The Anthony Cumia Show (8:00)/ Midlife Vices by Greg Giraldo (15:45)/ the Comedy Central roasts (18:30)/ the secret origin of Larry the Cable Guy (19:26)/ the delivery of comedians (21:30)/ making fun of a subject without actually making fun of something real (24:00)/ segues in comedy (26:10)/ the bit that influenced Tommy the most on this album (29:06)/ technology (32:50)/ Making fun of Michael Phelps (34:00)/ easing into more reality based humor (36:45)

High pitched/ Tommy's secret life as a dancing thespian (0:35)/ Tommy had his voice dubbed (1:35)/ the King of the Mooners (3:17)/ the 70s were sepia toned (5:00)/ Last Dance with Michael Jordan (7:13)/ Starter Jacket Wars (9:35)/ A conversation with a kid who doesn't know Michael Jordan (11:05)/ life is weird right now - watching Tony Hawk do a 900 (17:08)/ The art of skateboarding (19:45)/ People are weirder than ever (20:14)/ Tommy is into aerobics now (22:22)/ Tommy designed new merch (23:56)/ The mystery of small faced men (28:10)/ callous (32:50)/ the secret origin of Tommy's tattoos (33:30)/ when did tattoos become ok? (36:20)/ Blame the tattoos on Aaron Lewis of Staind (38:50)/ the song "Outside" was a generational angst anthem (40:00)/ Fred Durst talk (41:00)/ Hustle (47:50)/ Tommy steps up to the next level (48:25)/ the doppelgänger (49:45)/ mask fashion (52:50)/ men embrace old (55:30)/ Mike Tyson bought tigers from Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic is Glass Joe from Punch Out (56:51)/ the comedy show (1:00:50)

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

"All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You" song analysis/ how bad are things? (1:25)/ Fletching (3:26)/ the ending to the song (6:00)/ online dating in the time of corona (8:20)/ cuddle brothel (11:14)/ Indiana Jones discussion (12:56)/ the one corner of Walmart (15:00)/ ice cream "parlor" (18:13)/ black market haircuts and Tommy wants a perm (19:16)/ wearing a retail mask (22:13)/ Xena Warrior Princess gives panic attacks and mints take them away (23:13)/ Tommy doesn't matter (28:00)/ Zoom Meetings are the worst (31:30)/ Tommy's Zoom comedy show and taking setlists and notebooks on stage (32:23)/ love in the time of corona: missed connections (38:30)/ Ryan Reynolds, Bert Kreischer, and Van Wilder (39:30)/ Tommy's a friendmaker and ant facts (48:00)/ Mr Soapbox (51:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (51:35)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

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You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

I want to be haunted by a ghost/ "now hear me out" (1:24)/ a mail order ghost company (1:53)/ ghost dads (2:23)/ Tommy won't use a ouija board because it works (3:50)/ Richie Rich vs Poverty Joe (5:00)/ ghost camouflage and how long do you have to be in a house until you know it's haunted (6:45)/ how to stir up ghosts, according to Tommy (8:45)/ Randy's tale of college Calculus (12:34)/ The Corolla (16:15)/ Coronavirus Cop (18:30)/ Tommy cries about stand up (19:30)/ living in an insulated bubble (20:00)/ A Tommy cover songs album (22:24)/ what we need now is dinosaurs (23:30)/ baby wooly mammoths (24:26)/ Ghost Mammoth (25:30)/ The Narcissist (26:50)/ poor d-bags (37:20)/ I can see my mortality in Sarah Bareilles' face (41:16)/ missed connections are gross right now (44:00)/ Dana White and UFC is going to buy an island (45:30)/ UFC Island (48:20)/ Tommy's spoiler outrage (49:25)/ Ask Tommy Anything (52:00)/ Shoutouts to Netflix n' Swill, The Untrained Eye, and Pitney and Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Tommy's peanut butter eating spoon/ Paranormal overload (1:05)/ existential crisis Bigfoot and Squatch's Lament (2:00)/ demon deer (4:30)/ big Quarantine fun (5:50)/ Ted Talks 2 Much (11:46)/ our corona rules (13:09)/ Social Distance Warrior (14:29)/ the private hell of close talkers (15:00)/ the social distance dance (16:00)/ Essential Retail Slave (18:58)/ Treat Tommy's facts as the Onion (21:00)/

Following the rules (24:48)/ Retail madness (26:50)/ Chuck Norris Action Jeans (28:18)/ Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, and the history of fighting games (30:08)/the word of the day for the week: big knots (32:15)/ grocery cart duels (34:14)/ do you feel lucky (36:00)/ new segment: The Pinfall. WWE, Wrestlemania, and Hulk Hogan (39:00)/ Demandments (46:34)/ drive thru strip club (53:45)/ auto brewery syndrome (57:54)/ who is the prime rib now and the Salisbury steak man (1:04:37)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Tommy wakes up afraid/ a scary story and a format change/ counting sheep (2:30)/ the grandfather clock tolls and a mind poet (3:50)/ who rings the doorbell (5:05)/ the wet Willy is a knockout punch (7:00)/ teens have video games that they need to watch someone else play (9:30)/ chili (10:50)/ look to the little things (12:00)/ the era of social distancing (16:12)/ Tommy's Minnesota Adventures (16:45)/ Pookie and getting sad for green beer (19:25)/ being ghosted in the nicest way possible, using coronavirus as an excuse, online dating in the era of corona (20:25)/ Retail is now at the top (23:49)/ a drive by spitting (24:51)/ a mouth full of diseases and the picker (25:50)/ Retail is the worst it's ever been (27:00)/ the great toilet paper hunt (28:00)/ "I'm gonna party till the end of the world" (28:56)/ Tommy says he's not a braggart and then brags (33:00)/ old coworkers, canceled sports, and state spirit (34:00)/ the walking sexual harassment in human form (36:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (41:00)/ social media has never been a friend (45:25)/ a new segment called Tomfoolery (47:04)/ Tommy's a good person (47:42)/ Episode 250! (48:54)/ missed connections - PYT (57:40)/ the age range of PYT (57:00)/ The girl in the polka dot dress (1:03:00)/ a group of two women and Randy's theory of dialect (1:06:00)/ stairwell sliding was this episode (1:11:05)/ shoutouts to Epic Film Guys, Netflix n' Swill, The Untrained Eye, Glen Thinks Stuff (1:16:00)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Full Body Condom/ your hands are deadly weapons (0:34)/ Aquaman's 60-minute rule (1:48)/ that bubble boy life and bubble boy pick-up lines (3:05)/ what about the Miserable Retail Slaves? (4:41)/ identifying those who don't wash their hands (5:30)/ The Great Toilet Paper Raid of 2020 - fear and loathing in the TP aisle (6:14)/ the grand lost art of teepeeing (7:12)/ never talk to your parents (8:14)/ Toilet Paper Masks (8:54)/ Things are serious with coronavirus, but let's laugh (9:22)/ the real winners (10:00)/ wash your elbows/ finding guidance through Marshawn Lynch (13:50)/ the life advice of Marshawn Lynch (16:24)/ take care of y'alls mentals (17:27)/ mooch dot com (19:24)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 with Epic Film Guys/ what does the Corona virus look like? (24:00)/ The Bachelor - listen to your heart (25:19)/ magician love (26:46)/ viral content is a good virus - 2 Girls, 1 Cup (29:19)

(Episode 249)

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:

http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss

Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com