Miserable Retail Slave

Franks were born that way/ The passage of time (1:15)/ A confidential tale + living a life powered by confusion (1:45)/ Dad Grishem (2:50)/ A Deer Tale + the best pizza boy in movies (4:00)/ Tommy lives in a bad part of town now and gets a visit from The Washington Prowler (14:00)/ I Love you Colonel Sanders. A Finger Licking' Good Dating Simulator (16:35)/ Let's talk about culinary school (18:50)/ The Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Weezer Tour (20:00)/ Warm yourself by the burning flames that is the dumpster fire that is my life (22:00)/ Opposites attract? (25:14)/ You ever see a couple in public and wonder what they talk about (26:26)/ Deadly in the art of making technology awkward (27:55)/ Good weird or bad weird? (31:00)/ What happened with Rita and the message that Dan from Netflix N Swill wanted Randy to send (33:00)/ Piss-gasm (37:33)/ Oh, delicious irony (40:16)/ Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Farley - don't talk to him about Chris (47:11)/ Mr Ho-Hum The Raven (47:53)/ Tommy went to the wrong bathroom and Randy's tap dancing dreams (52:38)/ the teeny tiny toilet terror (55:00)/ The rise of Facebook Dating and Secret Crush (57:00)/ An Instagram date (1:00:00)/ "I don't think so, Rosie" (1:01:00)/ Delilah (1:05:00)/ The Myth of Strawberry Blonde (1:13:00)/ wrestling is like comedy is like podcasts (1:20:00)

(Episode 238)

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Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

A road trip episode!

Sleep number car (2:49)/ a sign language road argument (3:39)/ reuniting with childhood friends and burning the mother down (7:39)/ The Intervention Retail Slave (IRS) (14:00)/ is it offensive or naw? + the art of people watching (17:00)/ #38 (23:00)/ Our new Patron Saint, Jay Chandrasekhar (25:36)/ Tommy opened for Jay Chandrasekhar and the story of how Tommy got the clip (26:00)/ I've never heard of White Claw before the last 2 weeks (35:55)/ Tommy ruins everything (40:23)/ an attempted flirtation + an American gothic (45:00)

(Episode 237)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

S07E08. Flight of the Bumblebae

(Special guest Dan from Netflix N' Swill podcast)

The Mattress Man/ The "That's What She Said" game/ The disappointment of life and delayed gratification (1:13)/ the drunk stereotype girl (3:55)/ The Drinking Challenge (4:54)/ Horror is a 2nd grade Beatles musical (7:00)/ Netflix N' Swill podcast (13:50)/ Netflix Purgatory and what are you binging? (Bojack Horseman, Black Mirror, Stranger Things) (15:11)/ Randy's guardian angel is George "the Animal" Steele (19:00)/ podcast dating with Dan (23:54)/ Ghosting (26:00)/ Dan's bad dating stories (29:28)/ Bumble and the rules of Bumble (33:56)/ after 3 years, the return of Rita (37:00)/ Tommy has a mission (47:00)/ "I hate to say this but people seem to like you" (52:00)/ An online dating message sent (53:27)/ A fear of Terrible Towels (54:00)/ Smartphones ruin arguments (58:00)

(Episode 236)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

We're back. Finally. We promise.

Our plan to save the country/ American Carnage (1:19)/ These olds and what are these teens up to these days (2:00)/ Uniting the country through the man-bun and the Man-Bun Brigade and Beautiful Macho (3:39)/ the Myth of Hayden Man-Bun (8:38)/ storming Area 51 (13:38)/ Getting courted with job interviews and becoming adults (16:55)/ Randy's career fair: job interviews are like online dating (20:00)/ the birth of Rurals J Perkins and Tom Hanks is a cad (22:06)/ Tommy is trying to change his voice (25:50)/ Tommy and the Post Malone concert and the Kid Rock concert experience (27:00)/ Tommy performs comedy in front of children (29:13)/ Tommy kills a segment dead and talking about the initial J (31:28)/ Jay Larson and The Thruline (37:20)/ We need your feedback: eyebros 810-328-3826 (39:48)/ my summer was like that picture of a sea lion caught in a humpback whale's mouth. (44:17)/ butterflies are haunting me (46:02)/ Randy and Tommy are runners now

(47:02)/ Female empowerment books (49:38)/ Year 7 of no hiking and The Epic Life of Tommy Thompson (50:58)/ Bigfoot and unicorn selfies (53:30)/the moral of the podcast this week (54:40)

(Episode 235)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

3 dates scheduled, no dates had/ Tommy's far away and distant like an emotional star (1:15)/ No good comes from the line "I Met Her on Tinder" (1:40)/ The first 48 hours are the most important (in online dating) (3:00)/ Can we put the faces of online dating ghosts on the sides of Starbucks coffee cups (4:00)/ Promises (4:50)/ Tinder is like going to the strip club in the middle of the afternoon (5:30)/ The Summer of George (9:15)/ Standing in line at the 7-11 (10:15)/ Short Guy Bagel Boss Meltdown (12:00)/ "You're not God, my father, and my boss" (14:00)/ Andrew Duncan on Twitter: Bosom Department (17:00)/ We've heard enough from stupid old white guys (18:15)/ Faceapp (19:00)/ Jesus Chicken (20:00)/ Live, Laugh, Love - I've been living, I've been laughing, but where's my lovin? (21:00)/ Remember the bug zapper (23:08)/ Match dot com conspiracy theory (24:00)/ Online dating sites are not benevolent electronic cupids (26:09)/ The GREEN DOTS OF DOOM (ONLINE NOW) (26:50)/ A hopeful promise (30:00)/ Missed Connections (34:00)/ Wednesday Addams Dress (35:00)/ First date faux pas (37:23)/ The power of the hum (39:00)

Recorded July 17, 2019

(Episode 234)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Sweatsuit Koala/ A restaurant problem - no straws, save the turtles (:48)/ A Fancy Nancy and not a Tom Clancy (2:00)/ Save a straw, save a turtle - the turtle straw (3:30)/ Turtle season (5:00)/ Shredder and Krang should've used straws against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (6:30)/ Song of the Summer: Old Town Road (11:20)/ Week of the weird (12:30)/ A public restroom experience - being a big stall hog (15:20)/ Living in Selfish City, USA, population, me myself and moi (21:35)/ Overreaction theater: flannel shirts in the summer and soggy cereal (23:20)/ Tommy becomes a brand (24:40)/ Bored AF and needing a companion (29:04)/ The Devil's Whisper (31:00)/ Online dating nonsense returns (32:00)/ Online dating is like a Karate Kid crane kick to the face (35:13)/ Startling Tinder facts, the swipes, and we invent Sinister Tinder (35:55)/ Becoming a powerballer (38:00)/ Tommy's big shows with Kevin Farley and Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers) (43:44)/ A Tinder tale (48:00)/ Revenge Tinder and Super Likes and OH! Bonnie McMurray (56:00)

Recorded June 19, 2019

(Episode 233)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

A comedian's chariot/ a Midway Adventure - people watching - the simplest things about human behavior (1:00)/ Enter: Mom Jeans (2:30)/ Head Daddy Macho makes his move with a high waisted woman (5:57)/ That Work Work Work Week Felon (14:00)/ you ever break a promise (16:00)/ Words are weird - Ruthless - find your Ruth (16:25)/ tap dancing around words when you first date someone - women have word power - grammar vultures (20:00)/ Finding the dumbest genie - not buying Will Smith as the Genie - being a wingman like the Genie (23:19)/ worrying about the general public saying the wrong thing - going AWOL with a mouth - The Freshman and Jakob Dylan - (25:00)/ Randy has a deep conversation with a stranger named Curtis - Randy has a receptive soul - tainted spirits (33:00)/ mental traumas (40:25)/ A story of chapstick, Al Gore, and the Goo Goo Dolls (41:56)/ The buzzworthy event of the University of Michigan - Flint (45:00)/ feeling like I'm stuck in a mission in Grand Theft Auto (47:00)/ mortified by the chapstick (50:00)/ mugged because of the chapstick (55:00)/ "I'm at the age right now where the one that got away might be the actual one that got away" and Tommy's breakup (1:06:00)/ Slide (1:10:10)

Recorded June 3, 2019 (Episode 232)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

High and mighty about calendars/ "a man has a lot of deep thoughts when he's under a white trash sky and a Budweiser spell" (1:00)/ brooding like a silent son (2:30)/ The King of Funk (4:20)/ First person shoot your shoter game (6:13)/ sneezing in front of another man (7:00)/ Mattitude (8:15)/ Perspectives (9:30)/ Focusing on what is, not what if (12:30)/ The Bermuda shorts triangle (14:15)/ Mr Pancakes (17:00)/ learning hypnotism (18:00)/ An invitation made (20:22)/ Quality Question: sincere invite or pleasantry (24:00)/ Randy rose in a hot air balloon today (29:40)/ showing up to a date in a hot dog hot air balloon (32:30)

Recorded May 29, 2019 at 10:45 pm. (Episode 231)

Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018

Choose your own adventure/ Randy's childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:30)/ Tommy's opening for Jim Florentine and Tommy looks like a Muppet (7:45)/ UFC will be better with cyborgs (9:00)/ "Life...now with 30% more fretting..." (9:30)/ the soundtrack to sleeping (13:55)/ there's nothing worse than your parent's views on the issues (14:45)/ Outside, the gawky awkward boy anthem (17:52)/ becoming huge Trapt fans (18:50)/ Johnny Trapt (20:00)/ The Ignorance is Bliss Times (22:04)/ The Me Me Me Crisis (22:35)/ Olsen Twin theories (26:30)/ Tommy's tale of stalking ex-girlfriends (30:26)/ The Legend of Kyle Hogan (32:50) Tommy is middling (33:30)/ Tommy doesn't give two flying hoots about Randy's life (34:36)/ Tommy bombs onstage (35:00)/ up north, Michigan (36:00)/ Dirtbikes (37:00)/ UFO con - the biggest UFO convention in Michigan (40:00)/ up north theater life (45:00)

(episode 230)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

This week, it's an entire episode wrapped around the song, "Your Love" by The Outfield. How can you sustain an entire hour based on a 3 minute song? It's possible. Take a listen and learn how.

Josie's on a vacation far away/ Songs as book marks/ Dancing and the folly of saying yes/ Life is a collection of all the lessons that we have learned/ The 7th year of Miserable Retail Slave/ The Venomous Duck-billed Platypus of Podcasting/ Leaving things unsaid/ Tommy No-Game/ I Ain't Got Many Friends Left To Talk To/ The origin of Randy's trust issues: a TMNT backstabbing and THE TREE/ Dogs are furry ouija boards/ Everyone got married/ A Snapchat filter that would be really useful - THE REALIST FILTER/ Shoot Your Shot 2K19/ Some people need to talk like they are faking an orgasm/ A peer pressure bully and trying to make Randy cooler/ Missed connections: is it a crush?/ The changing meaning of songs/ we're in your heads

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com