Miserable Retail Slave

Name equals how horrible people are/ Dollar stores and Licky Charms (1:00)/ Paul, the dollar store cashier (3:00)/ The rules of trash can (5:30)/ 7 years of Miserable Retail Slave (11:10)/ Retail therapy (13:30)/ The books in Tommy's office, the House that Comedy Built (16:07)/ a mid life crisis job and needing a motorcycle to get the girl (18:53)/ The comedy adventures (25:00)/ Tommy the realist therapist (27:00)/ The blues (29:50)/ the average American spends too much on nonessentials (32:45)/ Vitamin D(eath) (34:00)/ Tommy has a thing (38:30)/ Missed Connections (43:13)/ Tommy has no goals left (45:00)/ Randy on Epic Film Guys (48:00)/ Kissy motions and pregnant women (49:30)/ Missed Connections: donor boy (53:27)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

A story begins/ culmination/ Easter - a holiday or not (1:00)/ robotic miserable Retail slaves (2:13)/ Tommy's U-scan story (3:10)/ automated retail employees will be the start of the robot apocalypse/ Spring weather and Anxious dads waiting to mow those lawns (10:50)/ becoming a lawn dad (12:10)/ second hand stank (13:20)/ Miserable Retail Slave turns 7 years old soon (16:32)/ finding a purpose in unemployment (16:40)/ The Gumball Mogul and The Severe Stutter (17:15)/ Finding salvation in Twitter (19:35)/ developing yodel skills (21:47)/ the story of the Yahoo yodel (22:23)/ a textual relationship (29:00)/ From wallflower to adventurer (31:00)/ Tommy's foul mouthed childhood (32:46)/ meet me halfway and the Kenny Loggins vault of songs for every movie (35:00)/ an adventure unfolds and the plot twists (37:00)/ kittenfished (37:48)/ the weirdest GPS and my GPS backwoods spirit (40:22)/ the danger of roundabouts (41:24)/ Small towns and weird radio stations (43:00)/ The result of Taking a chance (45:00)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Adult kindergarteners/ "does everything you do have to be a chore?"/ Tommy day dreams about wallpaper (3:00)/ Tommy is sober again/ one loose vowel (7:00)/ filters (10:00)/ the most passive-aggressive way to break up (12:15)/ the cool things in Tommy's office (16:20)/ livestream for the cure 3 (22:00)/ Tommy's 21 birthday and Tommy destroys a girl in the mosh pit (24:49)/ Tommy's bathroom adventures (28:00)/ God's Court Jester/ what is the appeal of the white shorts? (29:00)/ The Myth of the 21st birthday (35:00)/ you ever lived a life? (48:50)/ online dating (50:00)/ Randy's lot in life (51:00)/ Todd, the original online dater (51:30)/ The hidden speakeasy (56:58)/ the bartender stinkeye (59:00)/ Tommy's keto diet

The things that I worry about most never seem to happen/ Birds (1:35)/ Tommy running pains (3:20)/ Herb (6:00)/ it's a good thing animals are dumb (7:00)/ The man who killed a cougar with his bare hands (7:30)/ Dad-toos (9:00)/ A flock of sassy parrots (9:40)/ The Endearing Old Dogs of Podcasting (13:00)/ Tommy's whirlwind tour of the Midwest (14:00)/ Tommy's performing in Canada...apologies to Canada (14:47)/ The Dirt on Netflix (15:40)/ Crosswords Mysteries and romantic comedies on the Hallmark channel (17:13)/ As the ball-gag rolls...(20:30)/ a date (24:12)/ the mythology of Tommy's garlic tattoo (26:13)/ Momo is real (28:15)/ some people need personality implants (29:40)/ gas station flirting (33:00)/ sex robots (34:00)/ put it on my gravestone "Terrible Choices" (35:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 and Randy on The Rob and Slim show (44:00)/ Missed Connections: the purple haired girl meets comedians on the bus (45:39)/ just metal (50:00)/ Vaping partners (54:47)/ smoking a corn cob pipe (58:00)

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Gas stations are the crossroads of America/ Are there rich people gas stations?/ The origin of Tommy's super powers + Tommy Man (2:30)/ What is this: Quote City USA? (5:30)/ Randy's face makes a girl puke (5:40)/ Randy Looks like a fetus boy (10:15)/ a new weight loss program (12:00)/ winning the approval of Tommy's daughter (16:00)/ we're like Seinfeld meets Clerks (17:00)/ being on Joe Rogan's podcast and Bill Burr (18:53)/ teens look like they're born with filters on (22:12)/ Aliens, the deep sea, and mermaids (24:00)/ everything changes when you meet a talking crab (25:47)/ The Momo challenge (26:02)/ all these challenges (33:00)/ The triangle dance/ Big Sock is always holding us down (34:00)/ The Operation Instagram Challenge (35:15)/ "I'm a rough and tumble man" (41:00)/ becoming a Reply Guy(45:46)/ knock knock, is the door open? (50:00)/ Randy fails (57:00)/ Randy's career fair (1:00:00)/ Bob Dion (1:01:36)/ A Wal-Mart Indiana Jones, Retail arbitrage, Gary Vaynerchuk (1:03:00)/ Rodney Dangerfield 2K19 (1:05:00)/ Livestream for The Cure 3

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Tommy has a Wall O' Comedy and is no Ric Flair (0:55)/ A Tommy is born (Tommy hates "A Star is Born") (3:00)/ Bradley Cooper, we remember where you came from (4:20)/ Tommy is a headlining comedian now (6:01)/ The highlight of champions (8:20)/ achieving dreams (9:01)/ "I don't want to be famous"(13:00)/ Tree names (21:02)/ Randy is a magnet now (22:29)/ Officer Cupid - OkCupid has made Randy a moderator - OkStupid (25:05)/ Spud Webb shoes (27:00)/ hey Czech Republic, we see you (29:00)/ ASMR millionaire stars on YouTube (34:02)/ quality question: why would any man not wear a belt? (39:00)/ MRS on Livestream for the Cure, on the Epic Film Guys Podcast, and Randy on the Rob and Slim show (46:14)/ All men are cheaters and other enlightening Facebook comments (48:45)/ Men are made of X, Y, and cheater cheater pumpkin eater chromosomes (52:51)/ Missed connections: Seen that dagger on my cheek and happy endings. (54:37)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Flying solo/ Getting tired of being of people being disappointing (2:15)/ make your moms proud (4:00)/ lasers (5:00)/ never got that laser background (6:00)/ The wrong idea about GI Joe (7:41)/ class reunions (13:20)/ social media killed the class reunion (13:54)/ fart rock (16:22)/ the return of Narc Fist (16:53)/ The meaning of rock songs (17:48)/ liking people and people watching (19:14)/ a Retail story of a mumbler (20:00)/ blissful ignorance (23:24)/ Catfish of America (23:50)/ Catfish decisions (26:34)/ Sincere apologies (30:50)/ chum with benefits and friends with flirting (32:30)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Epiphany + The new premise of the podcast is we search for our premise every week + The meaning of Todd/ Tommy's epiphanies (2:29)/ The Beloved's epiphany (3:01)/ Bidet talk (4:55)/ Tommy's hand washing reward (6:13)/ Never been epiphany worthy (6:55)/ Pizza Talk (10:16)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 with the Epic Film (16:00)/ Ice Falls (20:04)/ Dave Coulier - our new arch enemy (23:10)/ Deserve (25:37)/ "I threw up in my mouth a little bit" (26:17)/ The Nacho Fiasco re-visited (27:30)/ Vanilla Ice deserves some slack (30:21)/ You deserve to survive (34:02)/ Gwyneth Paltrow skied into a man (36:00)/ Randy's Career Fair: Life Writer and Liam Neeson is an idiot (39:25)/ Gucci's stupid blackface sweaters (45:13)/ Randy was a guest on episode 3 of the new Couch Party podcast (50:00)/ Ghosting and Valentina (52:04)/ Tommy's lost hat created a magical snowman (56:50)/ Missed Connections (1:00:00)

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Mr Punctual, a new super villain/ Yet Another Gas Station tale (2:47)/ Does Kid Rock remember Tommy? (3:30)/ "Just Do It" face tattoos (5:00)/ Greta Van Fleet on SNL/ are there tattoo counselors out there? (8:47)/ DIY tattoos and the straight line requirement (13:00)/ Tommy practices a joke (17:00)/ irrational fears and Heavy Metal Drive Thru (19:55)/ "I'm on the drug of life...they told me it was the best high" (24:00)/ Due for a mighty fall (31:00)/ A bar fall and black tar pit karma (33:33)/ Tommy's expensive Moose Drool (34:00)/ this weird world gets weirder and how do lunatics become homeowners (38:00)/ a cat woman (40:05)/ let the football dads become real Couch Coaches (42:52)/ Valentines Day is like carbon monoxide for relationship (47:00)/ how did Scrooge McDuck and Richie Rich make so much money? (50:08)/ All American Stepdad (52:19)/ Tommy's big crowd (53:30)/ Catfish of America (59:45)/ Star Battles (1:00:47)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com