Miserable Retail Slave

Fake Facebook profiles/ Miserable Retail Short (2:50)/ the dots above my I (5:53)/ a lady walks into a quilt store (6:31)/ grandmas gone wild (7:45)/ the death smell of horse (8:30)/ burying a dead horse (9:25)/ a perfect time for revenge (10:02)/ pour one out for your fallen horsey (10:50)/ stink worries (11:30)/ the story of the worst cut down I've ever heard (11:59)/ our own personal Pig Pen (14:30)/ Livestream for the Cure 4/ what is the worst smell you've ever dealt with (18:25)

(Episode 248)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Emotional support animals/ Tommy's expiration date (1:10)/ "people food" (2:00)/ constipated with glory (4:30)/ glory cheese (5:00)/ universal humor (7:42)/ the origins of Rand-eh (10:40)/ emotional support poo (12:00)/ Tommy's went through weiners (14:00)/ emotional support bald eagles (16:50)/ have you all recovered from the Halftime show yet (25:34)/ Shakira riding a bald eagle (26:00)/ Adam Levine's tattoos (28:00)/ Party lines filter controls (33:50)/ Miserable Internment Camp Show (35:30)/ Scarf Life (37:25)/ Brew-ha-ha (43:20)/ Pearl Jam's new song (49:04)/ Xanfun (53:10)/ real life PAC-Man (55:40)/ the false wave (56:12)/ Missed Connections (58:00)

(Episode 247)

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Higher/ This podcast is abstract art (4:00)/ Return of the segment - Is it offensive or NOT? (4:51)/ Stephen King is NOT a pennyWISE man (8:10)/ Tommy becomes cancelled (18:00)/ The 5th season in Michigan - Daniel Radcliffe Season (19:10)/ Stopped by a train (24:00)/ Quality question: Would you go into battle with the tattoos on your body as weapons? (26:00)/ People watching at the Tommy comedy show (27:57)/ Give me a simple ah - wealth affects pronunciation (29:00)/ Why are people allowed to drive cars? (32:00)/ The girl from Rome, Italy (34:50)/ Yeast and hops is Tommy's mistress (35:50)/ A rant about bangs and a friendship bracelet (37:30)/ Let's do a jig for all the security cameras (41:00)/ The Comedy Waiter and his jokes (45:00)/ LIVESTREAM FOR THE CURE 4…MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! (51:22)/ Meeting Victor (53:00)/ Comedy veteran or journeyman? (54:30)/ California Raisins and "the Last man on earth" (55:56)

(Episode 246)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Time is a valuable resource/ Seinfeld love (1:26)/ Toilet paper and time is the same thing (2:12)/ What is love? (4:46)/ Reaching nap age (8:50)/ The Trump 2020 dollar bill (10:49)/ Tommy the wordsmith and another Tommy poem, The Pledge of Allegiance (14:06)/ New online dating terms: Paperclipping (18:02)/ Using NBA Jam terms to describe your life, Tommy was on TV (20:50)/ As Seen on TV (26:55)/ Randy's Career Fair: Russian Slap Fighting and Xarm (27:32)/ The Walking Oxymoron (29:30)/ Slap Duels, Siberian Power Show, and Dumpling (30:15)/ Xarm (34:08)/ The Wedding Tuxedo Creep (37:08)

(Episode 245)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

The Power Stance/ Leather bound journals (1:15)/ Tommy, the nostalgic reader (2:20)/ The United Steaks of America and being a dumb kid (3:30)/ American Pie Myths and what would you call your plane (5:20)/ Learning from Jeopardy (7:15)/ Totally 1998 (9:25)/ Unleashing a dad sigh (11:10)/ Instruction Manual Dads (12:19)/ All for the Love of Shinedown (13:30)/ How are your cigarette withdrawals going 18-20 year olds?(20:00)/ Tommy the substitute teacher (21:00)/ Tommy reads some of his poetry: Bill the Businessman (22:38)/ Let's actually wear our hearts on our sleeves (23:15)/ My gal (28:30)/ Randy's new coat and magic scarf rides (30:18)/ The Notebook Boyz (32:11)/ Steven Seagal's band (33:30)/ A fresh new decade to procrastinate away (36:00)/ How likely are you to try new things: eating sushi and flying with new wings (37:15)/ Adam Levine (38:00)/ Robots don't understand humor and won't take over The Meme Factory plus Baby Yoda (42:11)/ Robot farts (43:48)/ The Great Iowa Adventure (47:25)/ Axe body spray (49:10)/ Utah man has a 20 year old McDonald's burger (53:56)/ Dorito Mummies (56:45)/ The music of Steven Seagal (58:11)

(Episode 244)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

No rules apply in a Michigan winter/ high school football in small towns (0:55)/ The Michigan Winter Left Town (2:35)/ I'm sick of people who think they can do whatever they want (5:38)/ snow blades on trucks (8:30)/ the Mouth of Michigan (12:05)/ Tommy's a vampire and his tattoos (13:45)/ Randy's birthday (15:15)/ "Randy's Negative Yelp Reviews" (17:00)/ an awkward situation brings humans together (19:50)/ Rebel Flag of Poverty (22:15)/ workplace problems (23:19)/ The eyes of Zuckerberg (27:00)/ Tommy's 2 year wedding anniversary (27:50)/ setting the bar (31:23)/ craft beer problems (32:26)/ Tommy are a turkey leg (35:27)/ women's footwear (36:56)/ Michigan vs Michigan State (42:09)/ the substitute teacher rules of life (46:23)/ the cavity (46:54)/ comedy chick fights (49:01)/ missed connection (51:25)

(Episode 243)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Nose as a time machine/ Smells that remind you of grandma (1:00)/ Crisp Waters (3:10)/ The Ultimate Trust Fall Experience (9:40)/ Name Sayings (10:00)/ Tommy dyes his clothes (10:50)/ A real life MySpace Top 8 (13:52)/ Minors buying alcohol becomes a social media event (16:55)/ Stunted (21:20)/ A "hey mister" (22:46)/ A "Wife Guy" (23:40)/ Borat (26:21)/ Tommy and Dave Landau (28:00)/ Bikers and drama (30:02)/ Post Malone (38:41)/ Jared Leto has a cult (44:44)/ The Joker (50:23)/ Obama talks about "woke" culture (51:30)/ Shout outs to Glen Thinks Stuff podcast, The Untrained Eye, and Pod-Ful of Sunshine (56:00)/ Quicksand porn and The floor is made of lava porn (57:45)

(Episode 242) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

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Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Encountering characters in the world/ Tommy's dumb concession stand volunteer story (0:40)/ The nexus of all the walking trash (3:20)/ personal checks are time machines (5:06)/ a one man conversation (6:24)/ Teen slang and I oop sk sk sk (11:00)/ Randy-spiced (17:24)/ The fable of the grasshopper and the Equinox (17:54)/ Judgmental Jiminy Cricket (19:44)/ A date crasher (22:26)/ two times getting stood up in one week (25:00)/ fixing Tommy's Jersey joke (30:40)/ Tommy the road comic and Tommy with Dave Landau from The Anthony Cumia show (32:00)/ The big Iowa adventure (34:55)/ our 2nd podcast: Someone's Favorite Movie podcast (35:54)/ what's the scariest horror movie (38:17)/ Freddy Krueger the pop culture icon (41:09)/ Tommy's nightmares (43:05)/ The Conjuring (48:00)/ best theater experiences, seeing American Pie (50:25)

(Episode 241) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/

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Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

This weird, wacky world/ Tommy's show with Kevin Farley, meeting Kevin, and talking about Chris Farley (1:15)/ All the OMG Girls ran out of White Claw and do they make pumpkin-spiced White Claw (3:40)/ The world rebooted two weeks ago and now we have White Claw (5:05)/ Kevin Farley's best friend (7:25)/ Dan Akroyd on Joe Rogan (8:50)/ Dan Akroyd spooned with a ghost (10:21)/ what Tommy believes (12:24)/ Ego in creativity (16:27)/ Learning to throw a boomerang (17:14)/ Gretchen Witmer - fix the damn roads and Tommy's platform (18:38)/ Two old guys in overalls (20:30)/ Tommy's liver health (21:42)/ Job interview reform (24:14)/ Can Ric Flair copyright his woooo? (26:01)/ You can't copyright inflection (28:00)/ The caricature debate (29:13)/ what's the stupidest thing you've done (32:50)/ The church sign writer is the hardest working person in America (35:00)/ Facebook Dating (41:35)/ This New White Claw World - nothing is punk rock any more (42:00)/ Mid 90s PC (44:43)/ Slide into those Google Docs (45:36)/ The World Series of Comedy (50:31)/ One Night Talks - a no-priced text escort (52:40)/ Louis CK (56:35)/ The William Wallace of DVDs (58:00) Missed Connections (59:26)/ Hell Yup (1:02:34)/ That social bone (1:06:00)/ Peach(1:09:30)/ Fantastic Cranium (1:11:26)

Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ "chew on this"(6:28)/ Tommy's tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy's vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy's stupid voice is not Randy's (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy's faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ "that went over like a lead balloon" - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of "blow this popsicle stand" (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ "I'm not as fat as you want me to be" (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)

(Episode 240)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2

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If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com

Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ "chew on this"(6:28)/ Tommy's tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy's vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy's stupid voice is not Randy's (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy's faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ "that went over like a lead balloon" - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of "blow this popsicle stand" (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ "I'm not as fat as you want me to be" (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)

(Episode 239)

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Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy

Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:

If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:

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Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.

Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.

Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com