The babes pre-apologize for talking about sex books this week and the ensuing giggles. They ask the hard-hitting questions--WHO is going to write us the x-rated rom com of our dreams??? They gossip this week about another MLM workplace nightmare--what is UP with supplement MLMs, anyway? And Lauren brings you some steamy gossip about The Villages, the Shangri-La of retirement communities. Ashley swipes on Lauren's Hinge profile again, they enter another Virgo man into the current pantheon, and Ashley offers another red flag that kind of flags herself. They also debut their newest segment: "Just the Tip." Tangents include pinball, the aforementioned sexy books, and Ashley freaks out that Lauren hates When Harry Met Sally. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

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