Geppetto is an autistic Italian craftsman whose quiet life and future family get obliterated by mass immigration, globalists, and industrial-scale dream theft, until a wish on a star brings a ballistic wooden son to life.

In this right-wing Pinocchio folklore retelling, Pinocchio and Jiminy Kyle dive into the belly of the whale to rescue a broken autistic man (Gepetto), and learn what it actually costs to save a dying country.