Kyle is emotional. And not without reason. Today we reflect on his fateful 2015 zoo internship, his failed attempt to communicate with Harambe via sign language, and the butterfly effect of not breaking him out when the world still had a chance.

What if you’re not a corporate drone, but a dinosaur who forgot how to roar?

In this Wildcard Friday, we dig deep into garbage can metaphors, Dinosaurs, and the spiritual war on masculinity (all through the lens of The Land Before Time).

Kyle looks like trash. Burnt out from too much Epstein rabbit holing and not enough friendship. So what do we do? Hop on a helicopter to a remote lighthouse with Alex Jones.

What if the answer to America’s spiritual and cultural collapse… was Paul Bunyan?

This DarbyCast Wildcard Fridaygoes full throttle into the mythology of the ultimate Big Guy and asks why we ever stopped telling stories that made people want to become heroes.

Kyle dreams of assisting Matlock. Naturally, that launches a full-scale discussion on AI ethics, nuclear submarines, and what happens when you splice the emotional wisdom of Mr. Feeney with the legal acumen of Matlock into a rogue justice bot.

Maverick coaches Kyle on why hitting snooze might actually be a cry for connection

Maverick explores lycanthropy as a metaphor for untapped potential, and builds a compelling case for launching a Werewolf Academy.

Dr. Phil has a bold new vision for healing the nation: a luxurious re-education ranch for the most militant leftists. Horses are employed and ranch dressing is abundant.

Social grace is a myth. Autism is a spectrum. Dating is a labyrinth....and Kyle’s got a map.

On this special episode of DarbyCast, you, Kyle, and I team up to take down an evil metrosexual who's taxing the region into oblivion.