Leslie adds to her notes for divorce court, there's a chair on the roof, Pizza Hut was kind of the best in the 80s, Harry Clearwater makes some good fish fry, the Spanish Inquisition is not a good comparison to a parent asking their daughter questions.

Adam's mustache adventures border on very un-PC, we wonder why Charlie never left Forks, we discuss Stephenie Meyer's follow-up catalogue, we contemplate the intentions of bouncing from Edward to the male manicurist, we are left wondering "what's going to happen with these vamps?" Adam begs for some undies.