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- shelter /ˈʃeltər/n. 庇护所
- caring /ˈkerɪŋ/adj. 关心他人的
- estimate /ˈestɪmət/v. 估计
- sightseeing /ˈsaɪtsiːɪŋ/n. 观光
- reclaim /rɪˈkleɪm/v. 回收
阿呆（Dude）: Hey man, have you seen the latest drama with Uncle Sam's tariffs? It's like they built a shelter for socks and sneakers, but my wallet's crying for a real shelter!
阿瓜（Bro）: Dude, why you so caring about those fancy shoes? I’m still trying to estimate how many hotdogs I can buy before my allowance shrinks to a raisin.
阿呆: Seriously! Last week, they slapped a 20% tax on my favorite coffee beans. Now my morning joe tastes like regret
阿瓜（指着窗外）: Yo, check out that sightseeing bus! It says "Tariff Tour: See Washington bureaucrats argue over sock threads!" Wanna join? Maybe we can reclaim the snacks they stole from the vending machine last time.
阿呆: Reclaim? Bro, you can’t even reclaim your lost brain cells after that energy drink marathon. But hey, if tariffs are gonna protect our socks, maybe we should start a shelter for broke college students. Charge them in ramen noodles.
阿瓜: Genius! I’ll be the caring manager, you estimate how many noodles equal rent. Wait, does this mean my pet goldfish needs a tariff too? He’s imported from… uh, the pet store down the street.
阿呆: Sure, but first let’s raid the fridge. I heard tariffs make pizza taste better. Or was that just my hunger talking?
阿瓜（打开冰箱后愣住）: Dude… the only thing protected in here is the mold on that leftover sushi. Maybe we should’ve built a shelter for our stomachs instead.
阿呆： 兄弟，看到山姆大叔最新的关税闹剧没？他们就像给袜子和运动鞋建了个庇护所，可我的钱包正哭着要找个真正的庇护所呢！
阿瓜： 老兄，你咋对那些花里胡哨的鞋子这么上心？我还在估算零花钱缩水成葡萄干前能买多少热狗呢。
阿呆： 说真的！上周他们往我最爱的咖啡豆上扣了 20% 的税，现在我的晨间咖啡喝起来全是后悔味
阿瓜： 快看那辆观光巴士！上面写着 “关税之旅：围观华盛顿官僚为袜子线吵架！” 想加入吗？说不定能把上次自动贩卖机吞掉的零食 “回收” 回来。
阿呆： 回收？老兄，你连喝能量饮料狂欢后弄丢的脑细胞都回收不了。不过要是关税能保护我们的袜子，不如给破产大学生建个庇护所，用泡面当租金吧。
阿瓜： 绝了！我当贴心管理员，你估算多少泡面等于房租。等等，这是不是说我的宠物金鱼也得交关税？它可是从…… 呃，街尾宠物店 “进口” 来的。
阿呆： 行啊，但先突袭冰箱吧。听说关税能让披萨更好吃，还是说只是我饿昏头了？
阿瓜： 兄弟…… 这里面唯一受保护的是剩寿司上的霉菌。或许咱们该给胃建个庇护所才对。
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在QQ音乐、网易云音乐，搜索 大话雅思单词 就能找到
视频：B站 搜索 子迈zeromike；抖音 搜索 zeromike
- shelter /ˈʃeltər/n. 庇护所
- caring /ˈkerɪŋ/adj. 关心他人的
- estimate /ˈestɪmət/v. 估计
- sightseeing /ˈsaɪtsiːɪŋ/n. 观光
- reclaim /rɪˈkleɪm/v. 回收
阿呆（Dude）: Hey man, have you seen the latest drama with Uncle Sam's tariffs? It's like they built a shelter for socks and sneakers, but my wallet's crying for a real shelter!
阿瓜（Bro）: Dude, why you so caring about those fancy shoes? I’m still trying to estimate how many hotdogs I can buy before my allowance shrinks to a raisin.
阿呆: Seriously! Last week, they slapped a 20% tax on my favorite coffee beans. Now my morning joe tastes like regret
阿瓜（指着窗外）: Yo, check out that sightseeing bus! It says "Tariff Tour: See Washington bureaucrats argue over sock threads!" Wanna join? Maybe we can reclaim the snacks they stole from the vending machine last time.
阿呆: Reclaim? Bro, you can’t even reclaim your lost brain cells after that energy drink marathon. But hey, if tariffs are gonna protect our socks, maybe we should start a shelter for broke college students. Charge them in ramen noodles.
阿瓜: Genius! I’ll be the caring manager, you estimate how many noodles equal rent. Wait, does this mean my pet goldfish needs a tariff too? He’s imported from… uh, the pet store down the street.
阿呆: Sure, but first let’s raid the fridge. I heard tariffs make pizza taste better. Or was that just my hunger talking?
阿瓜（打开冰箱后愣住）: Dude… the only thing protected in here is the mold on that leftover sushi. Maybe we should’ve built a shelter for our stomachs instead.
阿呆： 兄弟，看到山姆大叔最新的关税闹剧没？他们就像给袜子和运动鞋建了个庇护所，可我的钱包正哭着要找个真正的庇护所呢！
阿瓜： 老兄，你咋对那些花里胡哨的鞋子这么上心？我还在估算零花钱缩水成葡萄干前能买多少热狗呢。
阿呆： 说真的！上周他们往我最爱的咖啡豆上扣了 20% 的税，现在我的晨间咖啡喝起来全是后悔味
阿瓜： 快看那辆观光巴士！上面写着 “关税之旅：围观华盛顿官僚为袜子线吵架！” 想加入吗？说不定能把上次自动贩卖机吞掉的零食 “回收” 回来。
阿呆： 回收？老兄，你连喝能量饮料狂欢后弄丢的脑细胞都回收不了。不过要是关税能保护我们的袜子，不如给破产大学生建个庇护所，用泡面当租金吧。
阿瓜： 绝了！我当贴心管理员，你估算多少泡面等于房租。等等，这是不是说我的宠物金鱼也得交关税？它可是从…… 呃，街尾宠物店 “进口” 来的。
阿呆： 行啊，但先突袭冰箱吧。听说关税能让披萨更好吃，还是说只是我饿昏头了？
阿瓜： 兄弟…… 这里面唯一受保护的是剩寿司上的霉菌。或许咱们该给胃建个庇护所才对。
公众号：子迈zeromike