This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.

“I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish FriendsDelta Blues Email Readin’s How much money do you think Tool has?Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and ToolHow to write a song from each Tool album“I Got Worms Inside Of My Dick” by Tool“I’ve Been Eating My Own Shit” by Tool“Longview” by Tool“CiCi’s Pizza” by Tool“Sweet Frags” by ToolDave’s adventures at an Irish Cyber-Cafe“Last Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)” by The Strokes“Last Night (I Tried To Play Quake)” by The StrokesHow Tool broke Joel’s heart with 10,000 DaysHow Metallica broke Dave’s heart with St. AngerCharles Dickens’ A St. Anger Carol Davey And The Metallica Factory“Hooker With A Penis” by Jimmy Eat World