Do you like... public service announcements? USB cords? Ceiling pickles? Polish vampires? Donkey genitals?

Then boy howdy are you somehow in the right place!

This week's ketchup is a return to its long, thicc, juicy red roots! Dive in and learn what happened in the last of week of our ever-bizarre world!

Fun Fact: Donkey skins are used in the Chinese folk medicine as "eijao" -- the extracted gelatin from the donkey's hide. It's sold and used as a remedy for bleeding (?), insomnia, dry cough, and dizziness. It's so popular, China needs to import the skins (and genitals) from Africa!

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The Queen’s Bees Have Been Notified

Speeding Woman on Cocaine Kills Drunk Driver High on Meth in North Las Vegas

Chinese Man Trapped Aloft in Hydrogen Balloon for 2 Days, Traveling 200 Miles

LEAVE THE VAMPIRE SKELETON ALONE

Mysterious Vermont Poop Dumper

$6k Ceiling Pickle or Way-Too-Expensive McDonald's Hamburger 

DONKEY PENISES SEIZED BEFORE EXPORT FROM NIGERIA TO HONG KONG

North Carolina Co-Pilot “Exits” Skydiving Airplane

That’s Not Where the USB Cable Goes

World’s Most Expensive Trash Bag

Like Elon Musk, Trump Tried to Pay His Lawyer With a Horse

Florida Man Scooter Rampage