All you wanted was to go on vacation. To spend your hard earned money and enjoy a week off . And you chose to sail through an ocean on a ship filled 3,000 other people who are covered with germs, bedbugs and evil intentions. Good choice. Now you have to worry about being kidnapped or murdered by your drunk husband. How fun! And if that wasn’t enough, you now have to listen to this episode because you are just a masochist. Now go get yourself some endless crab legs that little Johnny manhandled after picking his nose. Thanks for listening!

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